what a drag it is gettin old

oh my have we drifted apart. almost a fingertip of distance, but slipped away for good. you know it. thank you for the memories, they are everlasting. short but sweet, story of my life.

hi

bye

 

I dont know anything about getting old, it happend so long ago.

 

ummmm

 

I am so old.

 

? *scratches head in confusion*

 

Oh hush your 20, your young, wild and a life ahead of ya! Your making me green with envy (oh no thats just parts of me starting to decompose)

 

your only as old as you want to be

 

I am 50 at heart.

 

SO I want to be 16 again! If I get busted for dating girls my new found age are you gonna testify for me, lol

 

after the 18th i'll no longer be getting older.. i refuse.. that'll be old enough

 

And to think in 50 years, I was looking forward to having uncontrollable flatulence, eating cottage cheese, wearing depends extra absorbent undergarments, and drooling all over myself




Hotwater

 

i agree. I've planned to stop aging at 30, too.

 

i figure once every 10 years i'll age.. when i'm 40.. i'll claim that for ten years.. then 50 and 60.. so on

 

just gotta make sure you look that young too and i'll back you up

 

Well if that would be the case I better start sending love letters to Bubba now, i have not looked 16 since I was 12 or 13.

 

30 is a very liberating age. Once it gets here it's a relief. For me there was a "Thank God that's over" feeling. And guess what? I am still me and I am still going to live my life the way I always have. Any way I damn well please... or any way my wife will let me...

 

well, you can just feel like your 16 then, but you can't have the 16 year old girls...be young at heart, wise in age - best of both worlds

 

Sure thats like telling a fat man to walk into the bakery but dont eat anything, lol

You know in my own mind I one damn funny guy, the rest of ya are wishing for my quick demise.

 

Getting old, yeah well that's bound to happen. What counts is how ya got there.

 

I started feeling old when actors I liked were dying and started saying stuff like 'Remember when so-in-so was alive?'... I was like sheesh... I'm starting to sound like my parents!