I never had an orgasm

At least not a sexual one.
What is the point of an orgasm anyway?

 

beats me, I hope i never have one

 

Are you Christian?

 

technically speaking I am a "jesus fucking" christian, generally in the ass

 

Your words disturb me. 'Jesus', 'fucking' and 'ass' are not words I like to see used in the same sentence.

 

Its not literal, purely proverbial fucking, hence the lack of orgasms

 

its to remove you from the world, its problems, your concerns into a truely divine feeling of saftey and accomplishment by streaming endorphins shooting through your body everywhere at once. as result you are healthy, your loved one will feel accomplished (unless solo) and the greatest gift of all can be brought into the world.

it fucking feels good mang.

 

Oooohhh God, yes.

 

It's a way to relieve stress and feel good at the same time.

 

Yeah right, are you serious?

 

Orgasms are for other people, I make butter.

 

My Rummy ya wanna make some butter with me??

 

can I wear an apron?

 

You can wear whatever you want. The process of making the butter is more important.

 

then its on. bring doughnuts

 

I'll pm you. So, the thread can stay on topic.

 

Back to orgasms then. Fuck them?

edit: LMFAO is the thread real??? LOL

 

The orgasm evolved as a way of encouraging people to have more sex. People that enjoyed sex more had more sex and, therefore, more offspring that enjoyed sex more. Your ancestors fucked long and hard so you could get off someday, don't squander the gift, ha.

 

Ooooohhhh, ooOOOOoohhhhh.


OOoooooOhHHhhhhh yyyeeeaaaaaa..... uuuuunnnggghhh.

Ahhhhhhh.....

whew. :H

 

Did you get it all out sweetie?