Ever whipped yer cock out at a perfect stranger?

I never have.

 

...yea

 

That actually brings back some painful memories...

Thanks for reminding me of the worst 3 years of my life.

 

I wasnt impressed, however

 

They were rather imperfect, actually.

 

my cock loved me. he'd only let me hold him and ran from all other.. but one day a kindergartener strangled him to death.. i cried

 

well, i didn't do it for you to be impressed...

 

Yes. Just PM her if you want the details...

 

No such thing as a perfect stranger.- nobody's perfect.

 

not infront of a complete stranger, but somebody I'd just met.

 

I once walked naked into a new years party with my hand cupped over it and waved it in some guy from school's face when he told me how unattractive i looked. Unfortunately there are photos, probably on the internet.

Do i qualify?

 

I lack a penis.

 

Then use a strap-on!

 

*flashes with a strap-on from now on*

 

^nice^

 

all the time

 

You seemed like you might carry a rooster or two with you at all times, just in case...

 

You got it!

 

whipped cocks.......ouch.....

 

That's exactly what my doctor said, but he also said there's medication for it...

So I got that goin' for me.