quick! help me break into my moms car

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Peace Attack, Sep 1, 2006.

  1. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    my parent went on vacation and locked the car and took the keys with them.. but i have important school stuff in there like my adderall and all my books. she must have locked it with out thinking.

    does anyone know how to break into a car? the driver's seat window is open just a little bit.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    use a brick.
     
  3. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    that might piss her off a little bit.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    prolly. Um can you use a wire coat hanger to unlock it
     
  5. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    thanks ill try that.
     
  6. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    Phone and ask if they ahve a spare set of keys lurking about the hosue somewheres. Most people do keep a psare set hidden away somewher,e if they have half a brain.
     
  7. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    use a coat hanger,, bend one end,, slide it down an hook it on the inside lever an pull..

    probably will take a couple tries but itll work
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    also,, most all tow truck companies have shims..

    usually they will only charge like 20 bucks to come unlock your car if they dont have to drive to far...
     
  9. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Also the police might be a little bit pissed off once they find out what you are doing to "your mothers" car... :p
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    maybe she could just use her huge whoppers to break the window..... :rolleyes:
     
  11. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    You didnt even look into her gallery, did you ? No offense meant, but I really DO think that its a fucking shame to use your brain (and judging from what you wrote in the FELIX thread I do know that you have one, unlike some other peasants in this forum) to play jokes on other people and make them waste their time !!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    The :nOOb: doesnt think Ganja is funny.
    Wonder if Ms. Attack got her stuff yet....
     
  13. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Oh wow your that chick who's boy friend wouldn't go down on you since he said your pussy smelled bad. Fuck that use his head to break the window.
    He must be crazy.
     
  14. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Most probably already sitting in jail :D
     
  15. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    knowin how my brain worked at 17,,,, she only wanted to go drivin round the countryside with the car anyway,,, meds n school books just sounded better than sayin how do i jack mommies car :)

    atleast everybocy got there contributing to the delinquency of a minor done early in the weekend
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    actually, no, I didn't look into her gallery? know why? cuz shes only 17 and I'm married and don't give a fuck. In fact, I rarely ever look at galleries just cuz I don't really care. :rolleyes:
     
  17. peaceband_chick

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    You have worlds of information at your fingertips and you go on hipforums to ask how to break into a car? I probably would have used google, but ok.
     
  18. angelkarmachic

    angelkarmachic Member

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    Next Q will be

    "I need to find some crack to take into school for show and tell, I live at ______________ can anyone tell me how to get it."

    And we will all rush to help the poor kid out.

    I know your sort missy, I bet there was a whole fucking serial car stealing event in your area after this!!![​IMG]



    Karma.
    x
     
  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    How can you live with yourself- stooping to post here with us lowly peasants? What would your friends say? Oh wait... my mistake...

    Signed
    "Peasant-under-Glass"
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    he's trying to find bitches with big whoppers..... just look at his "have you ever flashed your boobs at anyone" thread..... nothing like being subtle in throwing around hints..... :rolleyes:
     
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