For the Record:

i threw mine at the ceiling, does that count?

 

nope

...but have you ever painted daisies on a big red rubber ball?

 

I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten headlice
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

 

I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings

 

(I love you Ramona)

 

i have never wanted to own anything that wasn't good for anything other then to try and impress anyone with. nor wanted such a thing as much as tools and toys to play and create and explore with.

i have never wanted to cause suffering and harm just to be causing suffering and harm.

i have never knowingly or intentionaly killed a being of the species human. (although when i was about somewhere between two and six years old i sometimes wondered what the big deal was about killing or even for that matter dying, and seriously fantacized doing so just to find out. fortunately i lacked oppertunity and it is uncertain that i would have gone through with it had i not)

i have never ridden the key system articulated trolleys that used to cross the lower deck of the san francisco - oakland bay bridge, that were removed more then ten years before bart went into service.

i have never ridden the enoden in japan.

i have never physicaly been to a country on the surface of planet earth other then the u.s. and the day and a half i spent in victoria b.c. canada.
(unless the dream i once had of teleporting to aamsterdaam was actualy real and i really did materialize there)

=^^=
.../\...

 

Ive never been gangraped by angry, lustful cheerleaders, although a man can dream...

 

(Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay home a lie around. And if you ask us to do anything! We'll just tell you...we don't do anything!)

Ahahaha...I love friggin' Veggie Tales, even if it is chockfull of religion.

 

Veggies are good for you too!

 

only on shells, and pegs

 

When I first read this, I thought you said you painted daisies on shells and pigs.

 

Hehehehehehee!!!

 

hehe, im sure the farmer would have something to say about that

 

Not if he liked aesthetics!

 

damn, Mony, quit enticing me with those crazy words, like 'aesthetics'

 

true, maybe hed like me to go and paint daisys on all the pigs. and perhaps i could sneak one under my top and take it home

 

And then you could name him Ferdinand!

 

Cool!

 

I think we have an ingenious plan worked out, Fi!

 

indeed, i shall take it into action the next time im near a pig farm