Silas Fantasy

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Brit_chick, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Brit_chick

    Brit_chick Member

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    OK, i have just read The Da Vinci Code and have a full on masturbatory fantasy about Silas the murderous monk. What the hell is going on?
     
  2. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Well, the "strong slient type" has been know to appeal to certain women. Since Slias was just this type it is only rational to assume that you have a misdirected longing for a big dumb idiot. There can of course be material benefits to having a large, stong, lacky to do your bidding, and berhaps it is this aspect of Silas that you are attracted to. You could, for example, order him to make you sandwiches, get you a beer, take out the trash, kill your enemies, etc. all while you sat comfortably in the easy chair wearing only tattered unpants and watching football. The attraction of that is only too obvious, and how could anybody balme you for fantasizing about it. [​IMG]

    Or, on the other hand, you might be insane.
     
  3. Brit_chick

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    How perceptive smarty pants, you're right on both counts. Blind obedience and insanity. What dreams are made of.[​IMG]
     
  4. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    It's what makes the world go 'round. :D
     
  5. Smokey_McPot_420

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    I can help you live out your fantasy if you would like
     
  6. Brit_chick

    Brit_chick Member

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    Hello smokey, are you an albino monk with a dirty habit? If you are you are indeed the man of my restless nights.
     
  7. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    I dn't know about smokey, and I'm not an albino monk with a dirty habbit. However, I do have an Albanian monkey and a dirty rabbit.
     

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