Make up an original pick up line

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh I'm kinda hungry

how absurd is this? my yogurt has directions on it: please remove parchment paper upon opening...

 

well, get some food then

everything has directions or cautions on it nowadays...people are morons.

caution: coffee is hot

 

i did hence the yogurt instructions d: I gotta go gt dressed really quick

 

wear somethign nice

 

What say you and I get fruity and multiply?

 

Are you serious with this now ? If yes, how many times did you use it and how was your hit probability ?

 

Not really a "pick-up line", per se, but something I always liked saying to girls(as a joke, really):

Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile, watch me grin
Watch my cum run down your chin

 

*lick*
or sometimes
*bite*
:X
it tends to work out for the best either way

 

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

Had a little dog-funny little dog bingo was his name B I N G O
He ran into that cheap motel room and if you help me we will find bingo.

 

Excuse me aren't you on My Space?

 

"I would climb the highest palm, just to hold your coconuts"

Myself.

 

Haha, Drew. I have to add to that.

"Excuse me? Aren't you on MySpace? If so, I see a spot for you in my top 8"

 

Ok, heres one of my favorites. I used to ride a bus to the train station for work, about 30 minutes total. So on the train, I would always try to mess with people, since you are in an inclosed area. So, here was my pick-up line:

Walk up to an attractive woman, and say a little quietly "tickle your ass with a feather?".

Now, 9 out of 10 times she will turn to you and go "what the hell" or "excuse me", to that you reply "typical nasty weather" and point outside (assuming its raining or something). But that 1 time, oh boy is it all worth it!

So I tell a friend of mine about this, to which he says he can pull it off. So the next rainy day on the train, him and I are sitting near the beack of our car. I point out a girl for him to try it on. So he walks up to her, and says "tickle your ass with a feather?", to which she replies "what the fuck?". Well he gets all nervous and yells "LOOK AT THE FUCKING RAIN!", and runs away.

 

LMAO...that was the best story EVER.