Not my yard, some random yard. I was really really drunk and I had to shit real bad. It was either in the yard or in the pants, so I chose in the yard.
True, here in Ottawa some drunk guys were photographed pissing on the war memorial on Canada Day.. created quite an outrage.
i had a friend in junior high who took a shit in my brothers closet because he made her mad..... it was there for months before i told my brother
i really don't know... maybe it stopped stinking pretty fast and he never cleaned? lol i think she hid it well... actually i think she did it in a pair of his underwear if i remember correctly...
always use natural camouflage - trees, walls, physical barriers of any sort do not move around once you've got going - movement attracts attention try to work in a team - reconnaissance to let you know if someones coming use the shadows to conceal yourself my most outrageous piss was the side of the eiffel tower in broad daylight.
It happened to be a very lush and well kept lawn, nice deep thick soft grass; so it just took a bit of scooting and tadah!! Well I didn't want to shit there, it was simply the best of two bad options. Of course if I had been sober I would have taken a dump in the bathroom at the bar before I left for that mile and a half stumble home.
Me and 5 friends went up to this one kids cabin and we were all drinking beer and I myself along with 2 other guys were pretty loaded and everybody else was just a bit drunk and we decided to go on the highway and take a shit cuz 3 of us had to. The next afternoon we went out there and one of them had completely disapeared. Nowhere in sight. I wonder what happened to it....
The weirdest place i ever took a shit was on the driver's seat of a car. just a random car i found unlocked. i pissed on the back and headrest then shit on the seat
