i want

to have sex with someone who cant speak english so i never have to hear from them again.

 

well there's no shortage of mexicans where you live. I'm pretty sure you can have your pick at this point.

 

im fucking laughing my ass off sister.


you may still hear from him, but fortunately you wouldnt have to listen to his bullshit.

 

Me no speaka english

 

dammit. I should've thought of that

 

Cuándo usted es legal que adore tener el sexo como animales de granja de tierra virgen.

 

Ik ga even ontbijten.

 

looks like you found your man.... I mean MEN!

 

Squibs!

 

a squib is someone off of harry potter who cant do magic

 

how about I just don't talk at all. I'll pretend Im a mime.

 

Rockin!