You've Got Three Questions

If you had the chance to ask three questions and for sure recieve a definite and true answer, what would you ask? on anything in the universe

 

how do you know the answers to these questions?
how come I don't?
how do I know you aren't lying?

 

Am I wasting my time?
Are you wasting my time?
Who gives a shit?

 

interesting that everyone asks the dude about himself...

i'd ask like "how did the universe begin?',
'how important are humans in the scheme of the universe?'
and maybe 'why is bush president'

 

I was just trying to be homurous in an oh so cheesy way

 

1. Chicken or fish?

2. How did swiss cheese get its holes??

3. Would swiss cheese be considered Holy Cheese??

 

how to produce the closest thing to free energy


how did the univurse come to be


how can i turn the world and any planets that come in contact with us into peacefull places(i was gonna ask what happens when we die but...eh)

 

cheap bastard

 

are there aliens?
will greed ever end?
what will hapen in the next century of significance?

 

DOes my ass look fat in these pants?

wILL time end on Dec 21, 2012?

What is the best long term investment strategy guaranteeeing me a comfortable retirement?

 

i forgot that one......lol

 

You've Got Three Questions

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If you had the chance to ask three questions and for sure recieve a definite and true answer, what would you ask? on anything in the universe


just one question

Why doesn't everybody love each other?

 

Just one more...

Why are you such a stereotype?

 

How are you?
Pardon?
Could you speak up please?