Will someone PLEASE

come clean my kitchen?

I'll give you five dollars and beer.

Its SOOO horrible in there and I'm not feeling good enough to clean it. I can't even see straight but I can't go in there....

Please.....??

 

Ill pay someone ten bucks, a beer, and give 'em a flash of some boobs if they clean my kitchen

 

Haha, yeah, me too. I up it to that....

really want this bitch cleaned =/

 

tempted, but i really hate cleaning kitches...

 

$10, beer and boobs?

That's a good offer.

I'm not going to do it, but it's a good offer.

 

It is a good offer. And I have a taker. Yes.

Pming you my addy now.

(i, however, would not assume it's a good offer until i saw the kitchen though)

 

That's cute, you thought I was actually gonna pm you my address.

 

This threads too complicated. Lets just all get naked and clean house.

 

Yea, that sounds good to me. I'm not sure we'd get much cleaning done, though.

 

Alls well that ends well.

 

i'd be happy to clean your kitchen, i'm the one who cleans mine all the time. the only problem with having other people clean things for you is you really can't claen anything without organizing it and if you have someone else organize it can you ever find anything?

i could use the five bux but forget the beer. i don't care for the stuff. i'll just raid your fridge and nibble on whatever doesn't have anything growing on it instead.

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Thanks Themnax. Knew you were awesome

 

i would..but last time i felt nice enough to clean someones kitchen, i lifted up a plate and there was a swarm of maggots underneath it, so i'm kindas scarred...

 

I need to clean my bathroom today. And I spent pleeeenty of time cleaning up people's food messes this afternoon, so...I'll pass.