God and Weed

So, it turns out that smoking weed really is a crime.
This is REALLY from the bible, i am NOT crazy.

And eve went to the field, and did picketh weeds

And she did burneth them

And Adam said, “Here goeth a roach clip”

And they clouded their minds withy smoke, and ate many bugles

And Adam did puteth a bugel on each of his fingers and did roareth like a lion

And he said,” look, for I am in the likeness of a beast”

And they saw that it was funny



Now, a time came when their supply of bugles ran dry

And eve left for the kitchen to fetch more

And when she returned, she saw two shining lights

And she proclaimed, “Holy shit, the lord cometh home early from his bowling game,

He will see that we burneth the weed, and surely shall condemn us”



And so they fled the presence of the lord

And the lord said, “Adam, what is that smell? Doth thou burneth the weed in my den again? For this you surely shall be punished”

So it came to be that the lord did taketh away their car keys, and confine them to their rooms for three and threescore days

 

woah, very inspiring scripture

 

Amazing take on the story of Madam and Sleeve. BTW, where in GA did you once reside? I am in Gainesville(Hall county).

 

Graysville, a little place right around Ringgold.

 

I'm Hindu and my religion says cannabis is a sacred plant given by the Gods to the people so they could enjoy it's benefits. I'm not religious but even if I were I'd have no qualms about smoking herb.. no one should.

 

Haha, that was pretty funny.

 

and this is why god sucks o=)

 

AND being hindu must be cool!

 

god smoked crack too.......

let he who is without sin cast the first rock. and i shal smokith it -psalms 400

 

"For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected, provided it is received with thanksgiving; for it is sanctified by God's word and by prayer." 1 Timothy 5:9 NRSV

 

"Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you." -Genesis 1:29

 

my god.... ive had it all wrong...

im going to church right now.

 

lmao that was funny

 

jesus was wrong

 

"He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man"(Psalm 104:14-15)

 

"Hey, hey, hey, smoke weed everyday"(Psalm 420)

 

consider that little story thing a part of my aim profile now. nukka.

 

profound

 

"And the Isrealites gathered together ... and the smoke went up to Heaven and the scent was pleasing to the Lord."

 

Ahaha.

Was Jesus a stoner?