What are yours? One of the best is from MASH. Sidney Freedman said it... "Ladies and gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
So many . "I'm Rick James, bitch"- Chappelle's Show "BURN, BABY!!"- The Brack Show (Zorak using his flamethrower) "Save Me, Jebus!!" The Simpsons "Bite my shiney, metal ass."- Futurama "I'm Mr. Mister! I get pissed-you get mist!"- Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1"It cut the power!!" 2"How can a shark cut the power???" - Sealab 2021 "I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND *wake up* EVERY DAY!!"- That 70's Show
"But I don't even believe in Jebus!" Homer Simpson "My cats' breath smells like cat food." Ralph Wiggum "Mmm.. invisible cola" Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Lisa Simpson (said it once) "Hankey the Christmas poo" South Park "Pancakes, give me pancakes woman!- Stewie - Woman: "Oh poor baby! Pancakes must be code for crack. "I've got bills to pay!" Happytime Harry
I'm not going to single out great lines. My fave shows have so many good ones. So here a links to great quotes for you to enjoy * M*A*S*H http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068098/quotes The Simpsons http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes Southpark http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121955/quotes King of the Hill http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118375/quotes * Courtesy of imdb (http://www.imdb.com/)
I gave my love a chicken...mmmmmm Chicken "Homer Simpson" Don't eat Pork, not even with a Fork, can't touch this. "Rapping Rabbis" I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! "Homer Simpson" I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work. "Kent Brockman"
1)"Let the fools have their tartar sauce." -C.M. Burns 2) "I call the big one 'Bitey'." -Homer Simpson 3) "Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow." -Homer Simpson 4) "Hey, Kids, who do you love?" "Krusty the clown!" "How much do you love him?" "With all our hearts!" "What would you do if you couldn't see him again? "We'd kill ourselves!" 5) "Ay Carumba!" -Bart Simpson Above all televison quotes, one stands superior: "Eat my shorts!" -Bart Simpson
"Shwah, Where's your messiah now, Flanders." - Chief Wiggum, after shooting zombie Flander's in the head.
Peter: There's a message in my alphabits, it says "oooooooooooooo." Brian: Peter, those are cheerios. --Family Guy
"Hooters, Hooters, Yum yum yum. Hooters, Hooters on a girl that's dumb" - Al Bundy "WHOA, BUNDY!" "95% of the population is undateable!" - Seinfield And just to be different, a movie quote: " See this fellow here (shoots guy) Now was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized" - The head gremlin, Gremlins 2
"before i die, im gonna fuck me a fish." "yeah, i know how you feel, my dr. says i need marijuana to get high." "terry, i thought you was in hawaii." "a lot of people think a lot of things about hawaii" "youth is truth! i wish old rhymed with lies!" (protest slogan) "i couldnt help overhearing what that ghost had to say" "this generation is worse than the hippies, the flappers, and the nazi's combined. its true, at least the hippies gave us those fat watch bands and the flappers could dance and the nazi's had that song 8 days a week" "now we'll see who exists in whose mind!" billy: "what a great day in druggachusets, eh girgles?" girgles:"hey billy, lets have fun and play" billy: "hey jonesy hey pot brownies, hey hallucinajenny." jonesy:"you gotta help us, somehow we gotta order a pizza!" billy: "well thats easy, just use the telephone" halucinajenny: "we cant, everybody hates us" girgles: "oh you guys are just paranoid" -mr. show "have you ever had fruity pebbles? once that stuff hits milk, it turns into a narcotic!" "once an old person finds a grape, all their bitterness about world war II goes away." -conan obrien "he loves fudge! i know because once he got some and i asked him for a piece , and he quickly changed the subject." -donna that 70's show (i laughed my ass off all the way until the commercials. just the delivery on that line was fucking gold!) shit, i forgot my simpsons quote: "remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said i never had any goldfish? then why did i have the bowl bart? why did i have the bowl?"
I love you! Let's be best friends and destroy the capitalist American government! -Chinpokomon from SouthPark
