Before I die, I must proclaim..

...my undying love and devotion to Rachael Ray. Though she ignores me, I shall not waiver. One day I pray I feel her warm embrace...hear her sweet voice...get to look into her beautiful eyes. Until then I will carry a torch for her and defend her against all those who wish her harm. Though she may not take me seriously, I know that I will someday win her heart. I must, or I most surely will die an unhappy man.

 

Good to have a goal there, just keep it out of the stalker mode.

 

I have her as a myspace friend and she replied to me once!

 

Who the fuck is she?






....Seriously, it's valid question. Movie actress or something?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray

 

You like italian chicks that can cook..huh? *smirks*

 

^ You'd know?

 

wow, jester i <3 that pic.
new desktop wallpaper!

 

shes the prettiest pro cook ive ever seen

 

my wife watches her show all the time, but I'm not turned on by her..... I'm turned on by the fact that she watches her and doesn't even pay attention to me..... I think she wants her.

 

I'll call Ray ray up and let her know we are all interested in an orgy.

 

you would do that? I'd so do anal with you while you're porking her

 

wow, thats deep, no pun intended.

 

it would be deep, me and my 8.74 incher, and your 4.55 incher..... we could get some serious penetration

 

But the way you change your posts after I log out is soooo....*snicker*