embarrassing kid moments?

when I was little (up until 2nd grade or so) I touched myself "down-there" in public....and later I realized that some of the things I díd are called masturbating....and I was so embarresed.


but I also did classic things like shitting and peeing myself.

Once, when I was in Kindergarten, my brother (11 month younger then I) and I were together in the bathtub, and each of us took a dump in there......... (I am laughing so hard right now.......this is so funny.....)

 

o ya some1 mentioned mastrubatign and not knowing it, haha ig to a story,
ok i was in 3rd grade i think? and my parents had a back massager and i was bored one day and i was massaging my body ex. my head and arms etc and i wondering wat it would feel like if i massaged my lower region so i did and it first it kinda hurt but the longer i did it it tickled and i remember one night i was massaging my area and i had the massager there for a little to logn and i must have hti a nerve and i got a shick of pain and i dropped the massager and my parents came in cause it was a loud thump and i was standing there with a massager in my hand in my underwear with the look of "wtf" on my face, my dad simpley told me to put the massager away and go to bed, haha i guess i got off easy but now that i think about it i guess i was pretty emberassed bvtu it wasnt until later wne i knew wat i was doing and my mom got be jerking the gerkin that sucked lol, i told her i was inpsecting my testicles for weird bumps but she didnt buy it

 

umm....that's what you call sharting....LOL

 

I was rolling down the hill by my bus stop when I was about 7 years old.Well I must of rolled in dog shit.I was wondering why nobody would sit by me on the bus

I was covered in this shit,and they had to call my mom to come pick me up.

 

when I was about 7, I decided I wanted a baby chicken. I got a egg out of the fridge and made a nest out of clothes in my closet. After a couple of days, it began to stink. My dad just kept telling me to clean my room. Finally, his girlfriend found it and laughed her ass off.


In 7th grade, I came on my period at school and didn't know it. Of course, that was the days of stoned washed jeans. My friend told me I had something on my jeans and just as I was about to go to the bathroom, my so-called best friend told me that they were trying to play a joke on me and not to fall for it. My two friends went back and forth for awhile, each trying to convince me that they were telling the truth. Both intent on winning, they began to ask people to back them. The class was split right down the middle, half telling me the truth and half trying to get me to walk around like that all day, but ALL seeing the period stain. Finally somebody convinced me that I really did need to go to the bathroom. When I saw what was on the back of my jeans, I wanted to die!!! Instead I wrapped my jacket around my waist.

Kids are cruel little bastards

 

No only touching is not masturbating...but some other things I did when touching.......

 

this one time, I was 12 or so, i drank orange juice when I got up to go skiing, and I'm not much of a skier.......but that doesn't matter...I was sitting in the ski lodge and the sun was shining in on me and I couldn't hold it in...threw up all over the table, people were throwing their napkins at me and looking like they had lost thier appetites, then they left and before I could clean it up a mother and daughter sat down and started to eat, then I guess the smell hit them and they gave each other a disgusted look and left.


then i had diahhrea and there were no doors on the bathroom stalls....so fun

 

One time at 4-H camp, i had a crush on the nurse. So being the dumbass i am i got a swing to go as high as it could then jumped off. I snapped my wrist and she was like "dam i knew you thought i was cool, but this is dedication".

 

you know..i dont really think that would be embarrassing.. i think that is soo cute. i used to do that too.

 

i went to the corner store and tried to pay for candy with worms in my pocket.

 

Once when I was like 6 or so, I was walking home from the bus stop, and I had to pee, and I couldnt hold it. So instead of just peeing, I actually sat down by a tree, and peed my pants.

Why the hell did I sit??? LOL

I also used to think clouds were actually mashed potatoes kids didnt want, so they flinged them in the sky with a spoon...AND THEY STUCK!!! lol

and one time my wooden swing broke, and I tried to stick it back together with chewing gum. I saw it on Dennis the Mennace once.....didnt fucking work.

 

LOL

In first grade, I threw up on a girl. In 8 grade, I drank a whole bunch of chocolate milk and OJ, at the same time. I felt like I was getting sick, so I got up to walk to the batrhoom, and I puked in the hall! LOL I don't learn very quick... so sophomore year in highschool, here I am eating lunch. I ate a sandwhich and stuff, but then for some reason I decided to consume a bunch of sugar! I drank almost all of a quart of chocolate milk, and a whole bunch of donut holes. This was in English, right after lunch and we were working on some group project. I was sweating like a butcher and kinda feeling sick, but I thought it would pass...LOL So my friend Tyler kept asking me if he needed to get the garbage can, and I kept saying stuff like "No, I'll be OK." Eventually...I puked on the floor! LOL I guess the teacher taught from the other side of room. But before class even started, the funny thing is this girl was like "You gonna eat all that and not get sick?" I was like of course! LOL

Haha...me and Tyler still end up talking about that now and again even this year! lol

The most recent thing I can think of that was embarassing for me happened just a few months ago.

 

When I was like 5 my uncle took me to go see the little mermaid in theater, and I guess I must have had to take a piss, so I tried to tell him. I whispered (apparently) something to him, but he must not have heard me, so like 15 minutes later I pissed allll over him.


I always laugh about that story...

 

i used to touch myself in class in kindergarden...

uh, in 2nd grade i shit my pants.

that's about it.

 

LOL...speaking of touching myself...I was the only 8th grader in this 7th grade Spanish class...lol. So I just screwed around all the time...but that's a whole nother story. But anyway...aparently, I think I just walked up to this girls desk (I don't know why.) But then I realized I had to adjust/scratch myself. So I wasn't thinking, and I just did it right there. And she told the tecaher. And teh teacher gave me this look...she was an interesting lady. She just shook her head and was disgusted with me...wow so many memories from that class!

 

Should have worked, unless you have a lot of squirrels in your neighborhood.

Seems for a while in the 2nd grade there wasn't a mud puddle too small that didn't attract my attention. I played, poked, fell into, jumped through, swam in anything resembling wet dirt. Almost an obsession. Normally I would have to change in the principle's office into extra pants the school had on hand. I did this so often, the last time I needed to change I had to wait in office lobby until my Mom to arrived with a clean pair. Seems I forgot to return all the other emergency pants I wore home, draining their supply. What the hell, I got out of class and didn't trouble for skipping. Got in trouble for playing in mud.

 

hey Ole Goat...im the REAL Goat around heree....BAAAAAAA

 

Well, it seems Ole_goat has more posts than you, so maybe HE is the real goat around here. It always comes down to quantity, not quality.

 

So you're the new kid on the block?

Guitar God: Compared with other posters with the forums, I don't even have quantity.

 

lol, I have a funny one about my sister. Me, my sister, and my little sister were all standing and talking, and my little sister(she was like 8) wanted to climb this tree(we were standing under the tree). We step back a bit and she starts climbing up. Well anyways, I said something really funny, and me and my sister are laughing our asses off and my little sister is laughing so hard she pees herself while she's climbing up the tree. Not only that, but there was actually pee running down the trunk of the tree and she's screaming, "theres pee everywhere, how am I gonna get down?!?!" lol. man it was so funny.