Buying Do's And Don'ts From A Dealer

Great post. Only problem is finding a dealer who is cool enough to let people into His house to buy; most of the 'dealers' around my area only had a little bit at a time and were fucking retarded about where they sold it:

"Meet me at the libarary parking lot."

"....Um, no."

I'd be willing to bet that most people here have to put up with stupid high school kids who are trying to make a little cash on the side so they can wear clothes that they feel will belie the fact that they still live with their parents.

 

with dealers the older you get the more connections you run into.. some people will say "duh" but yea.. as your social networking becomes more webbed out its a lot easier to find weed... goto local concerts and such.. its an easy way to find a dealer and break the ice with little to no hesitation... i know tons of different people i can get bud from or can find bud... its nice to have a web like that... because if i didnt i probably would be sitting with an empty bowl for the past couple months...

 

Well, I mean, normally the dealers I call are my pretty good friends so, it's just like "Hey can you help me out?" "Fo sho... meet up with me in an hour or so..." I wouldn't buy from someone that just like has people call them, and ask for green, without even knowing who he deals with....

Sorry if that doesn't make much sense, I just woke up, hah.

 

1 problem I always had was trying to find a location to make the $$--MJ swap, when doing say a 1/2 lb. for example.
Obviously I didn't want neighbors see people leaving my house with large packages, and some of the people I dealt with I did not want to know where I lived.
Everywhere I can think of in a HUGE urban area like L.A. is to heavily frequented to risk being seen.
At one time I thought the big-ass parking lot of home depot or wal-mart would be a good place--until I noticed the camera's on the light poles.
A 1-kilo brick of schwag, or even 2 k's can be hidden under a jacket, but not buds that you don't want crushed.
And most of the time I didn't want to be seen carrying a box into a customers house, because most of the people I sold lb's to were also dealers.
A lot of times I had to resort meeting people up in the mountains, which entailed an hour and a half's drive r/t from my house and that was if there was no traffic.
I racked my brain for years trying to think of a place where the transfer would look totally innocent--or unnoticed--in the city but never could come up with one.
One way I came up with was to put the bagged buds in a 5-gal. container with the lid on and meet up with someone in the corner of a market parking lot and act like the container was a lot heavier than it actually was, like it still contained paint or roofing tar, etc. when I tranferred it from my car to theirs. But that didn't work if the buyer wanted to look inside, which they usually did, even though I might have done business with them before.
The best I ever came up with was one of those large "U-Stor-It" places. I'd meet up with the person there and of course there's always lots of containers & boxes going in and out between cars and the units. But that was still dicey.

 

As always, another good read ranger... sometimes I donno what keeps you going man, but thanks.

 

I used similar ways as You, I tried to be very hidden while dealin
This how we used to do it everytime
Me and my dealer were best freinds for past 5 yrs or so before I got arrested and all that bullshit but anyways. I always knew it would weigh perfect and never doubted him so this waht we did EVERYTIME and it was perfect, usually wouldnt work with small time dealers cuz u can get ripped off very easy.
I would pull into a parking lot where he was at, then follow him, drive into a descret neighborhood....drive a little bit, pull up to the side of his car, he would throw the lb in the car, and I would hand the cash...Perfect way to make a deal, no cops around, VERY VERY Fast, took like 5 seconds, nobody had cameras to video tape and you could leave and be home in 5 mintues. Prlly the easiest way to deal if you dealer is your bestfreind.

 

You are NOT doing them a favor by buying their sht. They are doing you a favor by not replacing you w/ a customer that is not such a pain in the butt. Customers are so easy to find you have to fight them off with a stick. When I used to sell, I would cut about 15 people off a year. You would have probably been one of them. On the other hand, if you hadn't been weighing every OZ that you had gotten from me you wouldn't have to be looking for a new dealer all the time and in turn wondering if you can trust him. If your dealers not a high school kid, your bag probably isn't lite anyway. Better you weigh it when you get home (no need to drive around w/ a scale), if it doesn't weigh..don't buy from him again. I personally wouldn't buy a QP from someone I didn't trust, but if you must, then I guess you better weigh it...sigh.

One other thing that I had to mention. When I was young I was told to tell the cops that I had gotten the smoke from a black guy on the dead tour. The idea being basically the same, blame it on someone neither they nor you could ever find again. However, I think it might be better if you didn't use the term negro when doing so. I think that term is a little frowned upon in modern civilized soceity. Other than that, well done Ranger

 

BS! Until pot is legal you will cater to the dealer or be cut off like the rest of the pain in the ass'
When it becomes legal to sell you weed, then maybe the customer is always right. Not until then will you be catered to.

 

I bet your dealer charges you more than he has to. If I knew him I would have you cut off myself. Ye of little respect.

 

This method works but guys like ranger & myself would eventually get busted out of bad luck. Eventually, a cop would come around the corner or come out of his house etc.... I still did it for a long time but then I switched to this method, which I stuck w/ until I quit:

Ranger.....I used to meet them in a parking lot (fast food, bar, whatever), make them get into my car. We would drive around for 5 - 20 minutes deending on my mood and then drop them back off at the same spot. Whem I was feeling especially paranoid I would drop them 3 minutes away and ask the to kindly walk it back. On occasion I might give a $5 discount for the hassle. Worked like a charm and I was living in cop central.

ALL....just keep that car moving. Don't stop to burn, weigh, count or anything else. As long as you are in a legal car obeying the traffic laws you will be money

 

Simple solution: Tell your buddy to grab a back pack and then pick him up somewhere. Drive to a gas station car wash in which either side is sealed off by a closed garage door before machines go ahead and do all the work. Once that gets going, make the transaction in the car where a camera couldn't see you even if there was one. Once finished, drop him off somewhere a ways away with the bud safely concealed in the back pack. Seems a little high schoolish, but beats the hell out of spending 90 minutes driving.

 

^ u drive 90 minutes to prevent heat, the car wash idea = major heat, being stuck inside somewhere, or within somthing is no good, especially locked in a car with the person your selling to, whom will obviously have a nice wad of cash on them

 

I don't know what you mean by "major heat". If you mean cops, I can tell you that I've driven up to the mountains about 1,000 times and never been stopped.

I talked to a friend earlier and he told me what he used to do, but this would work only if you trust the person your dealing with.
He'd meet the buyer at a coffee shop late at night where the details were worked out and the $$ exchanged hands. Then they'd drive to an industrial area at night in their seperate cars and my friend would toss a boxfull of buds into a dumpster and drive off. A minute later the buyer who had waited on the corner would pull up and retrieve the box. If necassary, they'd meet back at the coffee shop parking lot and stay in their seperate cars where the buyer could check out the goods in the privacy of his car. Then a thumbs up sign and that was that.

Add: I would NEVER EVER try the method of exchanging a box & money in a residental area. Someone could be sitting in their living room driking a cup of coffee, hear cars pull up in front of their house and observe out the window. I've had neighbors who if they saw an exchange like described would take down license plate #'s and call the cops.

 

I guess the most I've ever bought at once was only about 1.5 oz, but for that amount I would never drive 90 min into some mountains haha

 

hehe, i wish i could do that! none of my dealers are good friends, i never grew up with anyone that sold weed, and when I moved to the east coast i obviously had 0 hookups for a little while. it's always a little sketchy but what else can i do?

 

i meant that driving 90 minutes into the forest prevented the major heat u would experiance exhchanging it in a car wash

 

Good post once again ranger. You are covering our asses quite well.

 

Have you ever been in a modern gas station car wash? Once the actual washing of the car commences, no camera within the facility - which is devoid of people - could possibly detect what's going on in the car with the degree of accuracy necessary to depict something as subtle as weighing a bag. But then again, I will admit that I'm utterly out of my element when it comes to the ins and outs of selling marijuana.

 

it works like this...

you are frequently selling pounds, most likely in 1-2 different cars, doing more then like 3 deals in a fairly large city could still easilly attract attention, if your selling like 20+ pounds it's worth the drive, even in the short run with reward > risk

 

Sorry, incorrect.
Rule #1: NO, NO, NO SNITCHING!!
Rule #2: Don't get caught.
Rule #3 is the subject of some argument, but is generally accepted to be: Bitch niggers die young.