Doogal!!!

is the greatest movie in existance...next to Brick

I ate 6 cloves of garlic over the course of my work day

my heart hurts

i am going to bed

 

Why did you eat six cloves of garlic?

Was it raw?

My stomach hurts.

I might go to bed shortly.

 

i'm going to bed. goodnight.

it's 6 am.

 

I was bored.

Yes.

Mine doens't anymore (thankfully)

I might do <instert thing here> shortley

 

I had some creepy 70 year old woman hit on me at work today She told me flat out she was flirting with me. The reason she told me is because I was playing a new immigrant and so i was trying no to understand things and she grabbed my suspender strap and snapped it onto my chest (with a shirt) and I was like "I have a wife! What are you doing?"

then she told me she was flirting with me and that "i was the best so far"

 

Good morning

 

I'm just sippin' on some vodka and gettin' CruNk like lil'jon.

 

and i slept 2 hours! yay! goodmorning beautiful people.

 

Jelena.

You are beautiful.

Gooooooooooooooooood morning.

 

I feel like I swallowed a whole orange.

 

Ahahahaha...Oh, I'm so sorry, Burby.

 

I had this huge grin on my face upon reading that little bit about the suspender snapping and old woman encounter.

I wish some old man would do that to me.

 

It was acctually quite terrifying..."fruit bat"

 

I iz BACK

You know you missed me. :H

It still sounds like a positive experience to me, the suspender snapping thing

 

Haha. It gave me a good laugh after and to be like "I have a wife!!!"

 

If you ever marry Sarah, I'll personally drive/fly out to Alberta to be there. I'll be your friggin witness.

 

I doubt if I married her it wouldn't be in a church