My masturbation diaries

Is that a 'pick me, bird'?

 

hehe wouldnt you like to know

 

we would all hope so

 

Ofcourse, that is why I asked.

 

hehe, perhaps

 

Otherwise it would not really be worth it to post my masturbation diaries online.

 

A lady of riddles you are. I am very confused now, Fi.

 

hehe, well, keep ya on your toes,

 

free? good, because thats not something i'd pay for

 

Are you the person in your signature photograph?

 

ha ha, no, thet shirley manson from garbage

 

She looks kind of cute, not garbage.

 

yea she is, lol

 

I know her not, so I believe you on this one.

 

i dont know her either, but she looks cute

 

i just like her band, lol

 

Excerpt From the 1990-1991 series (mind you, this was in the very early stages of the masturbation diaries and I had to translate it from Dutch to English)


Today I got home from school early because <teachers name deleted> was sick and so we had the last hour free. Nobody was home besides me and so I got myself a cola. Normally my mother says I can not have a cola, only in the weekends.
I went upstairs with my cola and two chocolate cookies I took. I lay down on the bed and pulled up my t-shirt. On my stomach I dripped some cola. On purpose. Because I was moving a few drops of cola went down in my pants. I opened my zipper and pulled my pants down a little. With my hands I followed the drops of cola and both the drops and my hand got down in my underwear.

Okay, I will stop here for now. If anyone wants more feel free to let me know.

 

lol eww

 

Do you not like it?

 

Well the thought of a little kid jerking off with coke in his hands isn't too exiting, no... you don't have anything more recent, and more... exiting? lol