How can I make her respect and admire me ?

Im not a love machine and I dont live at Playboy Mansion any more than you are an "idiot", OK ? (I have no Idea what a bushnoogs is). I originally registerered here because I wanted to take part in some discussions and post threads on the sex forum, and for this purpose I still think the nick is cool ! Actually my first idea was "sexMachine", just changed it to LoveMachine to make it sound more Hippie-Like so that I could fit in with you guys.

 

wtf...around here Gymnasium is where you play basketball....

 

oh dear lord, there are actualy people who are that strange?

 

Don't forget looking at breasts!

Well, I guess that's everywhere.

 

So what you are saying here is that you don't live at the playboy mansion, and therefore, I am not an idiot.

Thanks

 

Lady Fi, do all women in Norfolk have whoppers as nice as yours?

 

Here's a clue GLM, treating women like posessions that are around for your disposal isn't going to fly too well around here. At the very least, don't be so obvious about it.

 

Its not for playing basketball and its not for looking at breasts, a gymnasium is a fucking SCHOOL, OK ? And I have allready written this, I just qoute myself again here, dont they even teach you to READ in the US ?????????

 

Someones getting a little cranky.

 

OK, you had some fun, thats fine with me, I have humour too. But is this a true statement or also a joke ?

 

quit acting like a faggot

 

There's that famous German sense of humor we read so much about.


GLM, I bet that if you printed (and translated?) your first two posts in this thread and showed them to her, then she would see your side of things and desire you uncontrollably.

 

no, actually, im named after them, lol

Fi double d, yep, thats what they call me

 

Who the fuck says whoppers anyways?

 

Ich geb dir Homo aufs Maul ! Arschloch !

 

If you are really asking this question, then you are not as smart as you think.

There are millions of black women on this planet. Every one of them has a different personality. A huge percentage of them will not be impressed with your size or your money. Maybe next time, you can get to know a woman's personality and find out what she is actually looking for.

(I would love to have said yes, but then I'm afraid that you would actually have whipped it out for this poor woman.)

 

I thought that the use of the word whoppers was the one redeeming quality of this thread.

 

Really? Are you African? If so, I know a guy who might be interested.

 

LOL! no, british.

 

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Nazi