Im drunk and listening to a bootie

of pink floyd circa 1970

who wants to join me??

 

okay but only if you let me curl up on your bed and sleep.. why am i sitting here? i'm going to bed

 

I have room.........

 

close enough .. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

damn, you passed out already?

 

I rarely listen to booties. The pirates get mad. Yaaar. Or...J-Lo hits me. And I don't like being slapped by a mediocre actress.

 

j-lo likes burritos and tacos

 

yeah, and her perfume doesn't smell ANYTHING like her, either. you know what i'm talkin about.

 

yeah i was

how about you now? i'ma get a poking stick.. and poke you with it