Ouch!! My pubes!!

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  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I work at a lumber yard and have to load wood onto saws to be cut at certain lengths and then stack them up and prepare them for shipping. Well, the other day I had just finished smoking a fat ass joint during my lunch break, so I was pretty stoned. I went back to the saw and started loading a stack of 7 2x6's onto the saw. I got a little too close and the entire weight of the stack of wood, a little over a 100lbs, pinched the piece of skin right above my dick; you know, the part where the skin is kinda loose and there is an abundance of pubes. Whenever the wood was.......pinching me, I jumped back and it pulled a lot of my pubes out. It hurt like a bitch. So now, I am missing a patch of pubes and it looks like my "area" is balding. It's kinda funny when I look back on it, but it was very painful when it happened. BTW, it completely murdered my high. I was upset:(

    Anyone have any stories about when their pubic area had to undergo some rediculously severe pain? Please omit stories of child birth, because that's a given and it needs not be discussed;)
     
  2. Futurist

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    your work manual labour and smoke jay's during your lunch hour? ya....youre getting no sympathy from me.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Um.....okay. I don't need sympathy. I just thought I'd post it because it was kinda funny. I've always gotten high at all of my jobs and will continue to do so.
     
  4. Futurist

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    I've gotten stoned at my job as well, but I work behind a desk at a computer.
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Okay, and I work at a lumber yard.........So?
     
  6. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I was not high but all to often while driving the roads are real bad. Air ride seats and cab make you leave your seat alot during those killer bumps and since the seat also ocilates forward and backwards all to reduce the impact on the driver so anyway.. As you drive along those roads and are sliding and flying in your seat it can grab at your lower parts and tear at them and even a rug burn effect upon them. I do alot of half standing out of the seat for relief at times.
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    nope, no stories about experiencing any pain in the area of my pubes. i wouldn't want my pubes to be ripped out like that. haha, glad you can look back and laugh
     
  8. Futurist

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    I guess I could possibly hurt my pubes at my desk.....not sure how, but I probably could.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Watch out for that stapler and the hole-punch, I guess.
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    The Pencil Sharpener!!
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Ouch!!! Although, if a guy is small enough to fit his sausage in the pencil sharpener, maybe it's for the best.
     
  12. GermanLoveMachine

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    You mean you use this wax to remove the hair on your PUSSY ???

    Theres a german TV commercial where you can see a girl remove the hair from her LEG with some wax, her friends pull on it very hard, she goes OUCH for a second and its over - but on the pussy ????????
     
  13. bird_migration

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    Gee, another guy who likes to brag about the size of his dick. I am sure most guys can fit it in a pencil sharper, but they just lie about it.
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Probably true. Poor bastards.
     
  15. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    Pubes being pulled out is hell
     

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