Your head a-splode!

Today's been a reaaaaallllly fucking bad day. I can't wait to go out and get high...lol. Fuck customers. And Microsoft. And cars.

 

i had a bad day too

fuck it im sick of everyones shit. lets go smoke some chronic & eat.

 

Customers are the scum of the Earth. When you're working in customer service you're problems are infinitely worse than those of the customer, yet you're somehow required to think, shop and basically breathe for these unempathetic pricks. Whats so fucking hard about shopping?

"Can you please look in the phone book yourself? As you can see, this line of customers is never going to go away and i have a lot of work to do."

"but i need a trailer, and yours are all booked out"

"and that is my fault, how?"

"Why don't you try magill"

"They're all booked out"

"Then look up this for me"

"But these people are waiting to be served"

and so on and so on.....until i want to cry and blow up the building

In a democracy we should have the right to tell customers to go fuck themselves without risking our jobs. Nobody should have to put up with the sort of shit we put up with. We are not our companies, we are OURSELVES!

 

Customer service...it's shitty, but you gotta start somewhere, I guess..but let me tell you right now, I'm seriously reconsidering my goal of achieving shift manager status. Haha.

You know what really irks me? People who complain about the fucking price of shit. If it's that big of a fucking deal, don't come to Dairy Queen. We sell overpriced mediocre fried shit and ice cream for way too much and if you're too stupid to realize that before you come in, you don't deserve to have money to spend anyway.

Tomorrow's Saturday, which means we'll be busy all day, but we won't likely have any insane rushes of impatient hungry people. This means my shift will go quickly and I will come home tired, achey, and possibly cranky, but hopefully nowhere near as bad as today was.

I didn't get high, though, I opted to come home and chill with my orange soda and a snack and then go to bed so I will be more functional tomorrow.

Dan called me a couple hours after I got home to see how my day went and I told him my rants and raves and horrors of the day and he told me that I'm too nice to be in customer service and I have to let the firey stubborn redhead in me out so that people will learn better than to walk all over me. Maybe he's right, but man...I dunno how I'm gonna accomplish that. I get more tips than anyone else and I just started! I think being sugary sweet, while nauseating to some, really pays off. Haha. I enjoy money.

Man...and I wasn't even supposed to be there today. Glad I only really remember two fucktard customers that gave me hell. Everyone else was alright. Haha. And this girl I went to high school with's mother came in with her husband and parents and apparently she adores me. Maybe because I was one of the few kids nice to her daughter in school. That made me feel pretty good.

 

Hell motherucking yes. Especiallyfuck customers, and ESPECIALLY fuck microsoft.

And Dell
And coworkers/managers/asst managers
And shcool for being so expensive. Fuck it alllll

 

Do you feel bad selling ice cream to really fat people? Of course it's not your fault they want it, but does it feel like you're selling bullets to a suicidal person?

 

Actually, we rarely have fat people order ice cream...I just now realized that. Mostly they order triple burgers and a diet Coke. All Texas-sized (super-sized in DQ talk), of course. And I always giggle silently about the diet Coke. All the aspartame in the whole world's not gonna make up for those calories you just ordered.

 

Ha ha, at least you have a sense of humour about it.

Sorry to rant, but get this:

I choose not to own a car out of principle, yet my work makes most of its money from petroluem. I don't smoke, out of principle and for health reasons, but we sell hundreds of packets of this lung poisoning shit every day. We don't have any healthy or organic food, just junk, and every second customer buys at least 2 chocolate bars, and they're all fat and sad and unfit and addicted to nodoze tablets, and most of the night customers are sad junkies. All my wages basically come from things that are either killing people or the Earth.

But its not so bad, as you say, the smokers tend to be nicest, and Junkies are really sweet people as opposed to the nasty daytime people with "real lives".

 

I wonder why so many people hate Microsoft. Without Microsoft you would probably not be on the internet right now. And obviously you like being on the internet because you are here now.

 

Same reason why people hate their parents.

 

Good point, Field. But hating your parents is more logical when you hate life.

 

I hate Microsoft because it pissed me off yesterday and kept me trying to boot my computer for an hour and a half. Granted, I'll admit, those malfunctions are partially my fault, seeing as I got a pirated version of XP. Fuck this, though, I'm going to wipe my system and put my original XP that isn't pirated on here. lol

 

Fuck, they are such mother fuckers, they fucking download updates without even telling you what they are. It keeps telling me my software isn't genuine. Fuck that, i bought this computer with wondows on it, I own it!

 

Mine did the automatic update thing with the genuine software check, too. And technically, by the way Microsoft sees it, even if your computer comes with Windows already on it, you're supposed to buy a new copy. The Oklahoma City school district got a HUGE lawsuit over using Microsoft software that was on donated computers. If that's not a load of crap, I don't know what is.

 

Blaaah, the fuckers have got enough money as it is. If only everyone just swapped over to using linux.

 

Yeah but most games n shit are written for Windows not Linux and its a pain if not impossible to convert shit over to work with linux.

 

is it true that bill gates wants EVEN MORE money, so hes gunna start charging for msn??

 

1. Oh my excedrin headache



2. Oh, it's getting worse,...Then...



Relief at last......



Kinky,

And you think you're having a bad day




Hotwater

 

Dude!

 

Yeah, thats what i mean. Microsoft have just got all the power.