You know your stoned when......

You know you're stoned when you thought of a really good one for this thread and then sobered up and forgot it.

 

u know ur stoned when u have rambom glimpse memories of smoking a few sessions with someone who completely sourced the smoke, and we fuckin analysed shit deep as fuck lmfao i dont even know the name

 

you know your stoned when you aproach the McDonalds line and ask your friend How do we line up.

 

You know you're stoned when you look at the remote to see if you have any missed calls.

 

You know you're stoned when you are in the break room at work and you could swear you hear "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder playing on the radio, but then you realize that the radio isn't on and you are just hearing the air conditioner make noises. This happened to me today during my lunch break at the lumber yard.

 

you know youre stoned when youre phone rings & you try to answer the remote. haha my best friend does that...

 

when your listening to Goatrance and dancing around the room, while eating a ham and cheese sandwhich.

 

when your buddies are talking and saying something to you and you can consciously tune out completely, and just sit and think while they talk. i cant do that when im sober lol..

 

you know you're stoned when you're watching your favourite family guy episodes that you know completely by heart, but you still laugh at all the jokes

 

You know you're stoned when you have a big cheese on for NO reason, other than that you are stoned!

 

You know you're stoned when you are sitting at a chinese buffet with a gigantic pile of lo mein and egg rolls and you are not 100% sure how you got there.

 

ALL OF THESE ARE PROLLY TRUE AND PRETTY FUNNY, ive heard of being high and tryignt eat your friend before..haha, you know your stoned when everytime you start to say something you forget what you were gonna say and your train of thought goes to getting mroe high...
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you know you're stoned when you get a really cool thought and try to think it all the way through but can't remember what your thought was in the beginning. and then you're like 'dammit' because it was prolly a cool thought and you forgot it.

dang im blitzed

 

when you say your gonna take a shower and do laundry then get high and dont do either

 

That shit happened to me yesterday while I was taking a shower right after I smoked a blunt to the face. Then it happened again today while I was talking to my fiance on the phone. The shit is trippy.

 

^^ lol i cant believe someone actually understood me. ya, i get so frustrated when that happens... but then i realize, meh, it's all in my brain anyways lol.

oh a new one, you know you're stoned when your fingers are burning.

 

doesn't this happen to everyone? That's why I jot down important shit that pops up in my mind... you'd be like oh god this is awesome, or important, or amazing, and try to remember the whole thought and you practically feel it slipping away and your mind is already on something else.... hehe...frustrating.

 

Ok i got a few
You know ur about to get stoned when u set up 007 nightfire before hand because u know ull be too hight ot set it up in a few minutes
You know ur high when ur walkin home rehearsing wat ur goin to say to ur mom when u get home then u get home and forget what ur goin to say
You know ur high when get in a strangers car cause it looked like ur moms van ( happened the first time i got high i was beyond high i didnt know what was goin on)
you know ur high when you go to put ur chips away thenu go back and sit down then u want ur chips again
you know ur high when ur friends dogs ass looks like squidward so u put ur glasses on it and piss ur pants laughing
you know ur high when u spill something on ur pants and u forget 1 min later and think u pissed urself so u have to ask ur friend if u just pissed ur pants

 

Ahhh, i used to have an annoying boyfriend that would do that every time he was high.

Well, you, Tara, know you're stoned when you decide it's a good idea to walk into an AA meating with your best friend, Stephen (nevermind the fact that you don't drink), and say "HI! I'm Rhonda *laughter* and this is my brother Frank *laughter, while your friend is saying 'i thought you were going to call yourself Gitzy'*" and then make out with your best friend, whom you have just introduced as your brother, and then get kicked out.

Yeah, that was just an excuse for me to tell you a story. I am now banned from a church.

 

you know your hi when you start walking away from the middle of a conversation only to turn around and go oh shit where was i.


or when youve finished a conversation and then start the same or similar conversation 2 minits later.

you know your stoned when your perception of behind and beside you is cut to nothing and replaced by the inside imagination of your head.