What Should I Keep In My Pocket When My Parents Hand Me That Cup...

Hello,

After getting caught with mushrooms last month, my parents have informed me that they will drug test me.

I've been in Europe for the past month, smoking weed pretty frequently. My parents told me that when I got home, I would be taking a home drug test.

Well, I got home 2 days ago, and they havent mentioned it yet. But through some detective work, I found which test they bought...


http://www.walgreens.com/store/prod...0&id=prod368689

http://www.phamatech.com/web/p-athome.html

I've been smoking in Europe, smoking since I got back home with friends. I know one random afternoon they will hand me a cup to pee in.

My question is, what do YOU think I should carry around with me to spike the sample?

1. dilute the sample with hot water

or

2. carry around a little bottle of vinegar or bleach to pour into the sample when i do get handed the cup

or

what do YOU think?

I appreciate the help.

 

Well, I have heard that it does help to put a drop of bleach in there, but I definitely wouldn't use water. Aside from that, I don't know what to tell you. I would go with the bleach.

 

I would use the substitution method. Borrow a brother's or a friend's urine and keep it at 97 or so degrees.

 

get somone whos clean, to piss ina condom, and tape it to the side of ur growin( leg/ thigh ) to keep it warm..and then sticka needle in the stichted part of ur pants, poke a hole in the condom and squeeeeeeze...if ur that worried about it, i mean like obviously they know u smoke pot if ur eating shrooms

 

just tell em to piss off. whats the world coming to. parents testing their kids. save them and you the trouble and just tell them. good luck

 

shit. i cant do a lot of the common methods "condom of piss warmed up, drink a shitload of water beforehand, etc" cause its gonna be random.

I bought a small pill container that i can fit in my pocket and filled half of the bottle with liquid bleach. it should do the trick, right?

anyone else have another suggestion?

 

Go buy a couple of test and experiment away. When you get one to turn negative use that method.

 

umm
just take the test?
then when they find out you smoke pot be like "yeah... when im on mush"

like fuck its pretty obvious, who really cares

hell, why dont you tell them "yeah, i get high. dont need no test to figure that one out"

 

my parents got that hard ass, old school military attitude when it comes to drugs/alcohol..

not to mention ive been telling them that i havent been smoking this summer, so id really get fucked if they found out ive been lying to them.

the test is fucking 30 dollars, so i dont know how im gonna buy one. anyone have any experience with things like this and want to shed some advice?

much appreciated

 

well i hope its not too late... but itd be much better for u if u dont alter ur urine w/ bleach... it will alter the test outcome - for being positive for meth

i went through the same thing... i put bleach in a visine dropper....

 

Believe it or not, you CAN beat a test with niacin. Many places test for it now, but I am pretty sure a home test would not. Dose up high on it, but read up on it first as I am not sure of any harsh side effects from overdose. Get lots of aerobic exercise to burn off fat. That will help get rid of the evidence. I've heard bleach works but I don't know first hand. Might be good to listen to FR on that one. I know of a flawless method with Jello, but it requires taking it a couple hours before dropping. Good luck.

 

hey, kidsmoke, what is that flawless method with jello?

 

It's as simple as drinking a whole packet of Jello about 2 or 3 hours before a test. Mix a flavor you like into about 8-10 ounces of water and chug. It will be gritty. Try to take one piss before you have to drop, then keep drinking water so you can go again. I really didn't think "coating your stomach" was a sound method, but apparently it is.

Learned this from a guy on probation that was a total coke/pot head. He would get high the night before and still pass all of his tests. He said one time they told him "this is just water", and he replied "that came out of my dick, if that's water take a drink." How eloquent. They made him piss again and they watched it come out. He passed. I've since told 3 people of this method and it has worked each time. Never had to drop myself though.

 

If you cant do drugs, or handle them THEN DONT DO THEM IDIOT.

 

I would get a clean friends piss and keep it in something small and waterproof to carry around with you cause for the tests they dont need a whole lot of piss. A condom will work too if you know when they are gonna test you. Just be careful i knew a guy that had it taped to his leg and when he was walking into the bathroom to take the test, the condom feel out of his pocket and he got in even more trouble. So be careful and use lots of tape if your going that route.