Eggs Damnit

slightly runny...overeasy...sunnyside up...scrambled...funny how aborted chicken fetii can say so much about a person's personality....

...how do you like your eggs?

 

I like my eggs with kitten brains and baby seal livers.

 

Greasy!
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as I said, the way you like your eggs says a lot about your personality...

Gross Exotic foods are a hard thing to get...

...takes a ROCKSTAR to find such things, and be able to afford it.

The kitten brains, however, are just the cheesy gross out factor. I think rockstars are into that kind of thing tho...(ie: Ozzy and dove heads)

 

and you like em greasy, which means you're just a kinky bitch!!!!

 

over easy dahling but I really think that analyzing a person based on the way they like their eggs is a lil too analytical.

 

omletey and cheesy. and boiled eggs. ooh and scrambled egg whites. Mmmmmm, taste that protein.

 

over well ....lots of picante

 

perhaps it is, but if you can analyze a person because of their handwriting,then you can definately analyze a person on how they like their eggs. It just says something bout your personality,I think!

 

Have you seen the way some asians eat their eggs? I'm not talking about eating roasted duckling, I saw some shit that said they prefer fertilized eggs, where the embryo is just beginnig to develop. They cracked this shit open and there's this tiny throbbing bloody mass of goo.

I don't like my eggs that way. At least I don't think I do......

 

Take a peice of egg and cook it on a peice of bread. Yum.

 

I like mine in a western omlette, minus the ham. With jelly on them.

Or as an "egg sandwich" - scrambled eggs between two pieces of toast.

 

You stole my wich
Scrambled doused in katsup or toast with mayo... I have no problem killing unborn chicks

 

An omelette with cheese, onion, tomato, mushrooms and hot chiles.

Mmmm...

 

fried n runny, with toast to dip
or scrambled with salsa n cheese
or scrambled with prosciutto n havarti

 

unfertilized

 

Yeah, baby.

 

Dude. That's called french toast.

 

i think you mean freedom toast

 

I only eat endangered Condor eggs.