you climb obstacles like old people fuck...

slow!



yeah, another useless full metal jacket quote.

how tall are you private?

Five Foot Nine Sir!

five foot nine?! holy shit, i didn't know that stacked shit that high!


so how has everyone been?

 

i am a weirdo.

but a cool one at that.


TEXAS?! HOLY DOGSHIT! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A STEER!

THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN, DOSN'T IT?

DO YOU SUCK DICK PRIVATE COWBOY? ARE YOU A PETERPUFFER?
SIR, NO, SIR!

HELL YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS AND NOT GIVE HIM THE COMMON COURTESY OF A REACH A ROUND!


...hehehehe.

i am like such a fuckin' dork...