Got my dick caught

Well yes, they are small, thsat's why I let it go very soft first, and used the eraser end of a pencil to stuff it inside the bottle. It was slippery fom pre-cum as well, and i was able to get it in. Then it got hard right away, because the mail lady could see me naked, and it got stuck inside real bad, and stayed hard the whole time, because the blood was being held there, by the rim of the bottle so tight. My dick was like many times thicker everywhere else, and squeezed tiny where the bottle opening was. I was worried it could never come out, and that I'd have to go to the hospital that way or something. The panick is what drove me to ask my sister for help, and put aside the fact that i was naked, and she would have to see what I was doing.

When I finally got it out, my dick was swelled to like a cucumber, but red like a tomato.

 

Hell I probably would have rather gone through life with it on there before I'd get my sister involved. *lol* That's a great story tho dude. But a fork?!? Eek! Ouch! What were you thinking? (seems that's the gist of the whole story tho.) Wouldn't cold water/ice cubes come to mind (shrinkage)? Well... that's true panic for ya. ~Seven

 

While I'm the one that had to get my sister involved, someone else posted some stuff about a fork and stuff. Don't know what that was all about. I thought he wa just kidding.

 

ok see this really pisses me off.. My uncle is a doctor and do you guys know how many penis related acceidents he has to deal wilth every weeks because of people using glue as lube or sticking their dicks into bottles ! ALOT

DUDE follow DSK's advise and just use a sock or a blanket like me if you have to but seriously stay away from bottles.. btw you sound kinda hot for you sister i would be worried!!!

 

sry to double post but enjoying letting your mail lady see you naked in a garage is wrong

i can hook you up with a card for jerry springer if you like.. cos thats where you belong!!!!!

 

Oh, and I surely did try cold a shower to try and get myself not to be horny, thinking that would make me soft, but the tightness wouldn't let the blood drain from my dick, so it stayed hard no matter what I tried, and it was swollen as well. It was hard to put anything on it since it was 3/4 of the way down on my dick, but my sister was able to let the butter melt against my dick and she let it work under the bottle as she move it around.

To the other dude about being hot for m sister, well maybe, but I think it may have more to do with the fact that it was a bonding experience, and not only did I share my nakedness in front of her, but also an orgasm with her. It makes me feel closer than ever, that's for sure.

 

Why in the world would enjoying letting the mail girl see me naked, be wrong?

 

spidey, you know shes gona get you bad with that dont you. maby not even soon but she will. shes your sister after all.

20+ years from now you will be sitting around a campfire with your own wife and kids, your parents will be thier and few other famly /freinds etc. just reminiscing about the old days. then it will happen, thats when she will say it. "remember that time I helped you pull your weener out of a bottle."

 

PLAZMO, you couldn't be funny if a cinder block fell on your face from a third story window.

Well, I take that back, you would be funny if that happened. And you could win a Kurt Cobain look-alike contest.

 

I tried to put my dick in a gatorade bottle once cuz I had to pee. I was on a boat and it was really really wavy. Thankfully it didnt fit and I didnt miss the bottle lol

 

He's a really peaceful and loving kid, but I'm hoping to turn him completely.

LOL j/k

For his sig. pic, I made it.

Hope you like it.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

yUP YOUR FUCKED BUDDY!Kiss her ass for the rest of your life!

 

Holy Shit now that was funnie!!

 

Uhh...Actually, Johnny Rotten would probably kick DSK's ass right now anyway...

 

all i have to say is that it was semi difficult to stuff in there when soft, what did you think was going to happen when it was hard!? and i would rather go to the hospital or a friend rather than go to my sister while my (metaphorical) penis was being poked + proded by her. and then cumming with her right there. wow, thats fucked up!

 

AND the fact that you may be attracted to your sister + that you think the orgasm was a bonding experience screams insest!

just dont try to deny that.

HA! i love the peoples comments on this thread.

 

so what if it scream incest?

 

Once a girl at my school stuck a frozen hot dog in her vagina. Somehow it broke off and she couldn't retrieve it herself, so she had to go to the hospital.

 

That is funny, i would laugh just as hard if it happened to me... Cant believe your sister made you cum...

 

I duno man,I think you might be my idol...

Once I got a 2 liter bottle of coke stuck in my bum... does that count as similar?