They peed on your fucking rug. And Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.
I didn't bring a dog bowling dude. I didnt buy it a fucking beer. I didnt rent it any fucking shoes. Its not taking your fucking turn man. Plus, the dog has papers. The fucking dog has fucking papers!!
I don't like your jerkoff clothes, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, and I don't like you. Jerkoff.
I Did Not Watch My Friends Die Face Down In The Mud In Veitnam For This Shit! Am I The Only One Around Here Who Gives A Fuck About The Rules!?
you see what happens larry? see what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!?!?!?!?!?! 8 year olds, dude.
what a classic movie for those of you who havent seen, the short version, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y