Topless women banned from standing on Italian beaches

Topless women banned from standing on Italian beaches

Women have been banned from going topless on Italian beaches unless they are lying down.

New rules say women must cover up while walking on the beach, playing beach volleyball and soaking in the sea.

The strict 10-point guide issued by the Italian Association for Public Bathing also forbids playing football on the beach, hanging up wet clothes to dry on beach umbrellas and drinking alcohol.

The guide also restricts mobile phone use and says people who shout down their mobiles will be asked to turn them off.

Association president Riccardo Scarselli, said the behaviour of holidaymakers on the beach was getting worse: "People feel entitled to do whatever they want, just because they've put on a bathing suit," he said.

And the new regulations even ban people from changing into swimwear under their towels.

"There are always plenty of cabins for people to get changed in and they should use them," said Mr Scarselli.

 

craziness.

i am sad

 

Topless Italian women don't usually stand anyway because they topple over.

 

Hehehe.

Good one man.

 

Amazing-a national association for public bathing. I've heard everything now!
I'm forming the Plutonian Associtation for Public Bathing and it's going to forbid beachgoers to wear any clothes at all!

 

This is quite true....:sunglasse

 

Shucks, I like my clothes

 

No topless girls walking around, and no drinking on the beach? I'm canceling those tickets to the Italian Riviera now.

 

Yea, I sure would...

 

lol yeah.. big ones but genuine!!
if we'd topple over at least we won't just.. bounce away..

yeah fake tits sucks!!

 

Do you have any pictures to prove this ?

 

i do.. but no way im giving 'em to a german wanker..

ARRIVEDERCI PIZZA!!Sie erinnern sich daran?

..schade mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht..

 

Instead of Pizza, I can offer you something much more tasty:

Eine Banane und zwei richtig dicke Eier, frisch aus meiner Unterhose !

(just to test your german language skills, please dont feel offended if you can actually understand it )

P.S.:
Campioni del CHEATING, thats what you are !

 

MA LECCAMELA!
...mio piccolo Krauto tesoro... io il tuo Bratwurst me lo mangio!!!

 

That's a fucking travesty!