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1. lactivists



Bunch of big-titted women that protested outside ABC's headquarters while their babies sucked on their large knockers.

I joined the lactivists for the last 4 hours of their protest. I was late due to the fact I got caught jack duking in McDonalds earlier.

 

I wish I could be a lactivist

 

1. factory air



the natural gap on a chick between her thighs and cooter

As the Hooter's girl bent down to pick up a wing, we were all in awe of her gaping factory air.

 

I like that one

 

RUSTY TROMBONE
(n.)

When someone licks a man's ass and reaches around to the front to masturbate his penis. So called because it appears that the person is blowing into the ass and manipulating the penis like the sliding part of a trombone.

 

I must admit, My attention is definetly off of my step dad now.

 

Sexual.

 

1. Coprogasm



The peak of sexual excitement during the act of defecation, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure in the anorectal region and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male.

You didn't just coprogasm in that bathroom, did you? Oh, for fuck's sake,

 

an ''adadicktomy '' ......is the operation for transgender female to male....

 

that's a good one

 

1. Nasal Boomerang



The act of regurgatating semen through the nose during oral sex as a result of choking. Can travel great distances in some cases.

Mandy started to choke on his load, and then delivered a nasal boomerang.

 

with no insurance ....sometimes a total cashectomy is what doctors preferr .