Can You Make Crop Circles? (How Do They Do It Do It!)

I got a bit stoned last night so naturally thought I'd make a crop circle/special pattern to make people think a UFO and some bored aliens had landed....I got a rope and a cricket bat...couldn't find a straight plank of wood...and found a field full of corn...but after rushing around and falling over I just succeeded in making a small square with a curved bit at the edge (where I fell over)...I can't see it getting into the national press.

Anyone had any better success?...any tips?

 

Buy the model VII Interstellar Love Buggy. Hover gently over field. Apply gravity-flux retros. Engage Creative Acid Thrust plug-in. Watch corn fold gently down into pleasing patterns. Bugger off into orbit before the farmer catches you.

 

Ahh! cricket bat no good then?....knew I was going wrong somewhere.

 

Might come in handy if the farmer turns up

 

A recipe for Crop Circles:

Pre-heat Oven to Gas Mark 4

Take one alien spacecraft - preferable saucer shaped.

Engage Cloaking Device.

Land it in the middle of a field in the middle of the night while no-one is watching.

Take off.

Turn off Oven.

 

Get a 4x4 and drill two holes: one on the top left side and the other on the top right side. Put a piece of rope in each hole and tie big knots at the bottom so the rope doesn't slip off. Take home-made device to field. You may practice on sand first if you prefer to perfect a technique.

 

I bet you're from arizona.

 

No. I'll give you a hint, my state was named after a king.

 

Oh my god! There's a state called Elvis?!?!

 

I said a king not the king. lol

 

Ah, Louisiana. Close enough - still abducted by aliens territory!

 

Guess again.

 

Must be Georgia then. That's alien territory still though, isn't it? Just about perhaps?

 

Disco.
I have seen alot of aliens around here lately. There illigals though, not extraterrestrial.

 

ah, classic example of mutated pronunciation misleading americans into misspelling a word - it's illegal

 

Sorry. When I type fast, I misspell.

 

quickly

and you do realise that e and i are on opposite ends of the keyboard, don't you?

I've heard that excuse before, but never understood it.

 

allow me to explain. Some times I type i instead of e because I pushed the wrong key. I could have just as easily typed j instead of e.

 

ghh ahen eigh irj wpye gjeikl chr aool jsla psery kdm yfj mxi lemf ydwa t ai bgimg ojk?

Allow me to translate:

you mean when you type quickly you will just press any old key like what I am doing now?

 

yep.

random letters.