I've been into potty humor lately (I guess that's what happens when you hang out with a three year old) and I got to talking to my boyfriend last night... I wonder if I could fart in a jar and the smell would stay in there? Then I could send it to President Bush or Britney Spears or someone I really didn't like. ORRRRRRRRR maybe I could somehow trap my farts in an aerosol can...and put the label "Roses" on it...and then someone would spray it and it would smell like my nasty vegetarian farts. Who would you send your fart to?
Cool, I'll be watching out for it in the mail. Then, after I poop, I'll spray your fart spray and blame it on you.
my brother once farted into a lego bucket and quickly put the lid on it. about 20 minutes later he opened it and smelled.. sure enough it still stank. i don't know if it would still smell after being in the mail.. maybe you should ask the mythbusters
I farted into a bottle of OJ, closed it quickly and opened into my sleeping friends mouth. His reaction was hilarious
oh man thats gotta suck i hope your balls are ok now. when my older sister and i were younger we would sleep on the hide a bed in the living room on the weekends. My sister wjould make sure to eat beans and alot of other foods taht make you gassy. when the night would come and we were snug in the bed she would elt out nasty smelling farts under the blanket then trap me inside the blanket for a couple minutes. so disgusting i would gag for a couple minutes after wards. but if i could trap my fart into an aerosal can or a jar i would definetly send it to my sister for all those years of fart torture.
Oh man, my theatre coach my senior year did that to his girlfriend and told us all about it while we were eating Mexican food. And she ended up marrying him just three weeks ago! You must really love someone to be able to suffocate in their gas and still want to marry them.
