I want to have sex with a girl too

Preferably a female girl.

 

I doubt you have any problems finding a girl to have sex with.

 

I've never met another type of girl. I hope that goes well for you though. Although I'm sure you have no vagina shortage in your travels.

 

hahaha aw birdy

 

I am not travelling at the moment. Nuff said.

 

your wish is my command

 

I take that as a 'fuck me, bird. oh bird, pleeeeease fuck me. make me the happiest girl in the whole wide world, bird. oh bird.'

 

What happened to your lady friend?

 

. . . . . so the bartenders like you and the women don't? Ya know, if ya get the bar tender to give up a few extra drinks the women will like you at home too

 

Nothing really, as far as I know.

 

Then why are you trying to get some? You are suppose to be in celebration or something. No bird top stuffing for you. Incidentally; Tellyour 25 friends circling over my head while I'm waiting outside for the ice cream truck to return that I'm not ready for them yet I'm just standing there. (I couldn't belive it it had to be 25 to 50 buzzards flying over head. I moved my arms and they stopped circling like they were thinking oh crap it moved.) lol

 

you heard the man. no more ladyboy's for bird

 

Revenge of the birds.

 

ladyboys, the new species lol.

 

trannys need love too!

 

I not only want to have sex but need to have sex soon.

Bird can you help a poor girl in need?

 

TheGanjaKing is going to make you a shrine and stick it behind his toilet for that one.

 

Yes, I am a bighearted person who really likes to help poor girls in need.