Every wish you could call a do-over?

I tried to wash the covers off of my couch cushions.

They burst into flames in the dryer....

So now I need a new couch cause nobody sells just cushion covers..


I keep replaying the moment in my mind when I put them in the dryer and thought "maybe I should let them air dry......nah!" I wanna go back and talk to that cocky woman, slap her, and say " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!! Take the damn things out of the dryer"

But I can't.....and now my couch is hella ghetto with a sheet wrapped around the cushions

What did you do that made you wanna call "do-over!!!!!"?

 

Uh... pretty much everything in my entire life. Except every root beer I ever drank. And making out with Jaques from Phantom Planet. That was fun!

 

i would get so much poontang if i could call do-overs

 

Sorry about your couch, but ya gotta admit, that IS kinda funny.......

 

Just go to a fabric store and make your own.

If I could do do-overs, I would be like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day - but probably more evil. :X

 

i would start at the begining of my life and redo th whole thing

 

if i could have a do-over, i would have never impregnated that moose. damn i got crabs bad.

 

I'd probably have a do over for the last year and a half... literally. Just should have went down that tributary in life instead of this one.

Your story is kinda humerous but in a "that really sucks tho" kinda way. I just have to wonder the expression on your face as you noticed these flaming things in the dryer. ~Seven

 

Man, I use to play alot of video games. I mean alot. Id go on 48 hour binges of unreal tournment online. I use to think that if I fucked up in life I could always come back when i thought about dieing. Then I realized I was thinking like a dumbass 10 seconds later. It got really annoying, then i stopped playing pc games.

I once put a kids coat in the dryer and it caught on fire and melted. Now that thing looked ghetto.