Just wanting to say 'hi' to everyone

Wow, that's uh... creepy to say the least.

 

Nice to meet you

 

Let's get married, sexy!

 

??? Bird I'm confused. I thought you said that was a picture of Jugg.

 

Look kids, Michael Jackson is wavin' hello!

 

You should ask Juggler then, not me.

 

hahahahahahahaha


but no really, you shouldn't let your father out of the house looking like that

 

.....got lips?

 

Yes, do you want to do something with them?

 

And I thought oprah was ugly. lol. What did the original pic look like?

 

What does a picture of James Carville have to do with you saying hello?

 

And that, boys and girls, is Michael Stipe on a bad day.

 

It's Starr Jones's dinner.

 

Even the Fab Five from Queer Eye can't save him.

 

Don't you just want to tell him to grow a beard, and comb it over?

 

And with that, he has single-handedly killed the shaved head trend.

 

Things that will even make blind, retarded sluts go, "Blech."

 

I didn't know Stevie Wonder was a plastic surgeon.

 

With a smile like that, you wonder if he's an expert masturbator.