hahah, man puff is great Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff, And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee. Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came, Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee. A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar. His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain, Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave, So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
that's sweet, but i much prefer this version: Muff the tragic drag queen Wished to be a she But instead he was really pissed Cause lack of currency That one gay bar owner Loathed that basterd Muff So brought him drugs and old mousetraps And other painful stuff Oh! Muff the tragic drag queen lived in self-pity And wore a really crappy dress From a place called Jubilee Muff the tragic drag queen longed for surgery Or just to be castrated by a guy named Buddha Lee With make-up he would travel in a group of disallowed males Muffy kept on leading jerks cross-dressing with a vial Other queens and ditzes would join with their flame Swaying hips would show they're fags when Muff roared out his shame Oh! Muff the tragic drag queen yelled out his plea "Alcoholic or was he blitzed?" Asked a babe named Hannah Lee Muff the tragic drag queen was neither one you see He just wanted to get rid of his lower parts manly A drag queen lives for pleasure just like Jackson's boys Fairy wings and countless rings make up all of his joys In one strange way it happened Mr. Happy became no more And Muff that flirty drag queen yelled, "Hey! That's So Hard Core!!!" The partied till tomorrow he entered the parade Muff no longer lead the group wearing that pink chain Without his life long append-age, Muff was not the same So Muff that pouting drag queen went off to go complain Oh! Muff the tragic drag queen had paid his fee This conflict really got him pissed I mean quite literally Muff the tragic drag queen got rid of his we-we He got tricked; he's stuck like this shoulda got a guar-an-tee
