Dude, the human body is typically 98.6 degrees. Those frozen suckers melt right off the stick almost immediately and all that's left is sticky, melted sugar confection. Very short lived. Not that I'd know.
Don't lie to me. I'm not even mad. I accept you for the Grand Canyon-twat carrying lady that you are. It's ok. Really.
It's not hard to become a hooker. Hell I've got $12 and half a Mr Pibb I'll give you for some loving right now