I was at the grocery store (Fred Meyer) and they had the standard elevator playing over the system. The old song "I want a man with a slow hand..." came on and before I know it, I walking around mumbling, "I want a man with a slow hand, I wanna lover with an easy touch..." So embarrassing But I've got Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" cranked up now in attempts to overwrite that damn song.
Poor baby! Doesn't shitty music just piss you off? It could have been worse though. You could have been singing about having a tear in your beer.
Do what I do; Change the words to the song. I love I'm your vehical Baby so I changed a few lines to fit me. Watch: Here is their vwersion Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan Won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, woman But I'm not sure that you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Well, if you wants to be a movie star, I'll get a ticket to Hollywood But if you want to stay just the way you are, You know I think you really should I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, woman But I'm not sure you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Oh, you know I do Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan Won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, woman But I'm not sure that you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have ya Great God in heaven, you know I love you And I'm your vehicle, babe You know I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, I got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Here is mine Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan Won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable woman And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, daddyBut I'm not sure that you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Well, if you wants to be a movie star, I'll get a ticket to Hollywood But if you want to stay just the way you are, You know I think you really should I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, daddy But I'm not sure you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Oh, you know I do Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan Won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, candy, I'm a lovable woman And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, daddy But I'm not sure that you know That I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, got to have ya Great God in heaven, you know I love you And I'm your vehicle, babe You know I love ya (love ya) I need ya (need ya) I want ya, I got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you See how great and easy that was lol.
Dammit! Now I've got THAT song in my head! Does anyone know the real lyrics of that Manfred Mann song that goes "Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche and a rubber in the night...I've got a little hurly burly, that gots my anus curly whirly, and asked me if i needed a ride..." WTF is that all about?
hahaha! I think they really are singing about a douche in that song too. It makes me laugh when that song is playing. I looked the words up once.. i think its suppose to be a deuce. I dunno I don't wanna google it right now
