what the FUCK

This evening around 10 or so my friend and myself were walking her doggie and we went into this park nearby--and we saw the most "what the fuck" thing ever. I still...I just don't know. We were down in a parking lot, and up on a little hill there is a playground...and there was this...i don't know...lady? She looked like an asian lady or and it...whatever...it was wearing grayish...something...and had pale skin and black hair, and it was just wildly flailing its arms, like doing really fast karate or something. Then I looked away for a second and looked back and it was like, walking across the playground...it was dark, and like a dream...and I was just like...I don't even know.. I have 4 options as to what it was:

1) crazy person on drugs
2) crazy person
3) alien
4) ghost

It was unreal...like a dream. Afterward, I just expected to see, like, birdpeople just walking by casually and tip their hats and be like "howdy!"..

what...I don't even know...

 

dont u just love things liek that? i know i do

 

me 2 me 2

 

aliens are awesome, in their world everything goes faster.
like our speed is slowmotion for them.

 

Sounds pretty fun to me. You should have gone to speak with this asian thing of karate.

 

I was walking by a nursing home one time and there were three old folks sitting and standing outside-when they saw me they suddenly turned and started walking toward me and looking at me-they each had one hand in the air and looked at me like they were in a trance-then they started saying, 'hey, hey, hey, hey' in exact unison-it was just creepy, like someting out of a horror pic. I hightailed it to the convenience store that I was going to as quick as I could. Never will forget that.

 

I like hot pockets

 

Neat. Bring your camera next time, we want to see it too!

 

maybe she was possessed or something...

 

my guess would be they'd just watched some old horror flick on the tv in the day room and thought it would be really cool to freek out some silly kid!

=^^=
.../\...

 

Sounds like a ghost.

 

Tai Chi?
My buddy practices breathing exercises and martial arts in the park, and he hides in this grove of trees because he's afraid north hamericans would be frightened by the sight of an asian man exercising in the park.

 

thers a park by my house with a few trees scattered in it and me and my sister were walking through in the dark, and there was someone walking around in the park and it was creeping us out so we we're watching him every step of the way. and then we both looked at each other for like a split second and looked back and he was gone. it was so wierd. we looked around for like 5 minutes wondering where he went. there was no where he could have hid. then we ran out of the park.

 

cool

 

that's pretty awesome... i wish you would've had a camera!

 

hahahahaha
that was the randomist shit ever

 

Crazy!

 

I think it was aliens, you should have brought your camera.

 

Maybe it was a crazy alien ghost on drugs.

 

i seen death once, death himself. no shit. looked kinda similar to your arm-flailing asian lady.

i know this sounds not serious but i am totally serious