My dad recently informed I was to be tested for drugs, specifically marijuana. I'm not sure what kind of test although I am assuming a urine test. How long will it take for weed to leave my system and how can I speed this up? thanx alot, ur probably saving my life
check ur vitamins actually, alot of multi-vitamins contain niacin. i use a womens kind that is loaded with it haha, but that dont get rid of it, it just covers it up. so just take some of those about an hour b4 the test, or if you can pee in privacy, get a little eye dropper and fill it with liquid bleach. water down ur piss with some of the toilet water and put 4-6 drops of bleach in it. sounds retarded but it covers up the thc, worked for me the other week =) my parents do that shit too. check out neonjoint.com for other ways to beat it.
if your getting piss tested what i may suggest is to drink at least half a gallon of water a day plus workout some not alot just enough to make you sweat for 20 minutes (to help get the toxins out of your system) take some vitamins if need be if anything drink a cup of vinegar a day before you go get tested and that should clean out your system (youll be on the throne for a bit but it usually helps). you want to make sure you dont drink too much water cause when you system is "too clean" then they will know that you were. jIf you take a hair sample your pretty much fucked cause thc stay in your hair or some shit like that. good luck
nononono, i wasn't going to post here because i've posted so many times about this, but now i have to say something.. DON'T drink vinegar. vinegar, if consumed shortly before the test, will decrease the pH of your urine, and that will cause u to test negative BUT it will also be obvious that the pH of your urine is too low, so it's basically useless. drinking water for days before the test will only help IF combined with exercise to break down fat and release thc metabolites. DON'T exercise the day of the test, because then you'll have many released metabolites being detected. drinking lots of water shortly before the test will cause your urine to be diluted. they test for dilution by checking the concentration of creatine in your urine. taking suppliments or eating a lot of red meat 36-48 hours prior to your test will increase your creatine levels to make up for dilution from the water. It is possible that they will also do a visual test, and if you do the dilution correctly, your urine will be clear. about an hour prior to the test, you can take some vitamin b2 (aka riboflavin) to color your urine yellow. besides replacing your urine, the dilution method is your best chance good luck (and yea, a hair test will fuck you)
REALLY???!! see the only reason i suggested vinegar is because my friend i know he drank some vinegar the day before he had to go to his po and get piss tested and his po said his test came back with no drugs except the ones prescribed for him. well now i know and thank you for correcting my horrible advice.
ja, most myths come from either coincidences or not hearing the entire method to a certain "cleansing process". but fuck, it wouldn't be necessary if we potheads could come together to refuse the tests (cept in kotton's place, since it's his dad; sux d00d). i mean if we all went on strike, who would man the deep fryers, the bagging counters, the call centers, and the pizza deliveries? entire economies would fall apart... they neeeeeeeed us!
I know what u mean Seezy beginning of the summer I applied for a job at bestbuy cause my dad was bitching at me, i didnt even think bout a drug test so i obviously failed. he was ripped, now he wont let me get my license. FUCKER!!!
