Lets all together tell a story

So as the rabbit, the goose Tim, and Sally are are hopping along;(Sally hops as is polite when traveling with a rabbit), Sally asks the rabbit if he likes vannila ice cream. He answers that he likes lettuce, and an occational turnip. Sally replys that that is a very healthy meal in this modern society we live in; which was very tactful of her not knowing the dietary requirements of rodents and such. Sally asks Tim where he comes from and where he is going. She wonders where it is that he lives. Tim says to Sally that he lives in the lake about 7 miles to the North. Sally then asks Tim if he has any family there. Tim's eyes light up, and if a goose could smile then Tim came as close to that as possible, and he said,"

 

"Aw man! My family are the coolest bunch of gooses and ganders around! We have the odd problems sometimes because we are debt collectors and the others tend to hate us, but we're just doing our job. Like, we get called gangsters a lot but that's probably because my brother Jim killed one peer goose in what was called Goose Street Fighting Tournament...of course, they had to put that to an end."

 

The rabbit "jumped" into the converstion next. "I have 52 brothers and 69 sisters, and we all live together in a system of tunnels and holes in the ground. My oldest brother dan is so fat, the last time he tried to unplug the television and got his butt stuck in the living room tunnel when he bent over. We had to wait 5 hours in wet mulch for the badger patrol the show up and clear out a space. The east tunnel smelt of wet badger fur for days,(damn unhygenic fuckers). Then some mother fucking human with a big stick put some pieces of iron in my mothers belly causing her to lose the whole litter. Gotta watch out for the big bang sticks."

 

Sally was more than amused at the rabbit and Tim the gooses family stories. Of course to her they were adventures. The most excitement she ever got was when she ate that purple mushroom growing under the oak tree by the valley. "That was one good trip!", said Sally, without realising that she spoke aloud. Then of course the other two wanted to know what she was talking about. So rather reluctantly, due to weariness of travel she began to tell her story... "Well, I was yonder...."......

 

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little
League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat
down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what
the score was. "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we
be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

 

Yeah right, All you need is love. Without love there is no.... you decide

 

Why did she do that all belong to love

 

Because all depend on love

 

"dude. What the Fuck?" Sally heard someone say, snapping her attention away from the geese. She turned and looked at a young man holding a spliff in one hand. "You're tripping dude." He said as he passed it to her. Sally took a long drag and passed it to the girl next to her.

 

The girl was neither man nor mouse but something in between. Well, she was rather small and had fur growing over her skin in certain areas bald in others. She had slits for eyes and a black nose and small ears like a mouse would have with white hair flowing down. She was nibbling at cheese while thanking Sally for the offer. "I'm very grateful but no thank you, I don't smoke any of that kind of stuff, I get enough from this here cheese". With that the mouse-girl made a strange squeaking sound and then collapsed backwards, with her mouse feet pointing to the sky behind the log and the cheese landing on her yellow rag.

 

just then a slimey hand came out of the earth and slithered up Sally's leg. Ooo Sally said and put her hand down her skirt to see what it was that was there.

 

Then she saw the hand and started to kick at it. "Those dirty minded zombies!". The young man laughed and well, the mouse-girl seemed to be on another planet altogether.

 

I heard sally and the others where on acid, she panicked and got the worst tripps ever and then she died, I tolled her only weed, naaa she won't listen, what's chemical drugs got to do with love and peace?

 

Then Oscar the grouch came out of his can. He tied Sallys shoe laces together and gave her a push.

 

And she rolled down the hill like a cylinder. When she came to the bottom she rolled into the sea, good thing see could swim. She took her shoes off, and her socks and her dress. She started heading for the distant beach.

 

wich considered the politically accurate fish that inhabitet it's shores...
nice bunch they were...
offtopic: this forum pretty much sucks

 

And then Salley took her true form.... a mermaid! So, she swam around in the ocean oblivious to her life as a human. So she got together with her mermaid friends and they started smokeing herb and doing blow, then Sally-Mermaid got a bright idea to....

 

go fishing...

 

She caught a salmon.
"Don't eat me, don't eat me!. I'll give you fortune. By the way you have lovely hair." Sally thought about it for a while and decided that the salmon was just too charming and she could do with a bit of cash, so she let him live.
"Okay Sally, you're gonna have to follow me to the sea floor to obtain your fortune. Alright let's go".
But then, out of the blue....

 

a whale ate her