Ex wife is dumb

So my son just called me and informed me that my ex wife believes that 10% of a penny is 10 cents. I knew she lacked much sense, hell she married me but wow did I not realize just how dense she was.

 

hmmm, yea....*reads message again to see if read correctly first time* [blink, blink] yea, read it correctly...wow

 

To bad she did not repay loans that I have made her like that, come to think of it, too bad she never repays loans period, LOL

 

haha, jeez, if someone repaid loans like that....

 

Stop it right now. I don't want to see you talking that way!

 

This could work out for you if you have to pay her support...

 

91% of women are completely retarded.

 

And 5/3 of them don't know fractions.

 

fuck fractions. which brings me to my next point, over 100% of guys are retarded.


it's the dick that makes us so stupid I do believe.

 

Someone stole my wife's credit card but I never reported it because they spend less than my wife did.

 

at least they didn't steal your wife.

 

Take my wife..........please

 

Nah I'm taken care of.

Have you tried ebay?

 

Since when do you have a wife DJ?

 

I dont yet, but i know plenty of wife jokes

 

That's why he doesn't have one....*tap, tap* is this thing on?

 

yup, no ball and chain on me yet

 

i never been married , but i was stupid enuff to spend 12 years living with thiss girl ...she was stupid n fucked up my buisness and my life ....and i here shes now that i kicked her out [so as to simply survive ]she has stupidly fucked her life up and had a kid so hell have a stupid fucked up life ......people werent ment to live in crushing and unnatural institutions [thats what they call the nut house coincidentely] like marrige .

 

Avoided the baton so far? *L*

http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/stunbatons.htm

 

She'd have to be quite a charming young lady for me to marry her. yup