Sick of Shaving

I've shaved my face every morning for nearly 25 years. What a futile pain in the arse! Why doesn't my beard get the message and just give up already?

 

then just stop shaving.

 

shaving is the biggest pain in my ass..... I only do it once or twice a week just cuz I'm sick of it.

 

at school, i'm supposed to shave everyday, but i always end up pushing it to shaving once every week-2 weeks

 

my leg hair is super fine and blonde I haven't had to shave in god I can't even remember when

 

i just shave the area between my goatee and the burns. its only about two swipes of a razor blade

 

Wonder if a guy has ever gotten laser hair removal for his beard.

Too bad we haven't yet evolved enough to turn off genes we don't need at will.

 

yes, I know of one person who has.............he decided he wanted to become a woman, so he lazered off his beard.........and grew boobs

Im sure thats a common practice for all those men who want to become women

 

I'm don't want to grow boobs; I'm just lazy. I hate making the bed and mowing the lawn, too; the sheets are just gonna get messed up again, and the grass is gonna keep growing. It all seems like a monumental waste of time, when I could be wasting my time on more important wastes of time.

 

like masturbation?

 

I worked at a job where I had to shave every day, or they would make you dry shave. I did go about 2-3 days, cuz my hair is pretty light....... its reddish blonde......

still, that was too much for me. now I got this new job, and here I grow a freekin beard.

 

No like wasting my time in a chatroom talking about how I hate wasting my time.

 

A day will come that you won't have to shave anymore.........

 

Yeah. Guess I could come back as a Chinese dude next time. They don't have to shave as much.

 

or the wolf man........

 

I cant grow a beard. but If dont shave I get one of thoes stupid looking molester mustaches, a soul patch, and a little patch of hair under my chin. this hasnt changed since I was about 14, and im in my mid 20s now.

I must be testosterone deficient or something, even my grandma has more facial hair that I hair do.

 

Who luvs you, baby! Owwwoooooo!

 

hahahhaa, I didnt mean that wolfman

 

Speaking of monsters, why are Dracula and Frankenstein always so well groomed? I just can't picture either of them having any time to shave with their busy schedules.

 

ah I hate you


....Im so jealous.


I usually wax my legs...Id have to shave every other day if I didnt.