You know your stoned when......

i do that all the time, and i get really nervous as if the person at the window really cares

you know your stoned when you forget what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence

 

You know you're stoned when you're watching Salute Your Shorts episodes on your computer, only to be electrocuted by an eel under your desk. And then you realize it's just the chord to your headphones.

 

You know you're stoned when... this sucker is chewy and fucking delicious. mmmmm

 

You know you're stoned when you think about the last thing you said/typed/thought and cracked the fuck up laughing. Hahahah

 

you fumble with your keys before entering your room INSIDE of your house, and have trouble typing this with one hand while eating with the other

 

you know your stoned when you get cottonmouth like a mutha fucka

 

u kno ur stoned when ur friends face gets stuck in a ronald mcdonald smile and ur non stop laughter subsiquently freezes your face in the same position

 

u kno ur stoned when your almost drink the bong water from your home-made bong made from an ozarka bottle

 

I know I'm stoned when the devil plays my guitar ... you know what the guie looks friggin good!!!

 

You know your stoned when you and your friends have a 1 hour debate on if to get up and drive to the store for some munchies or not

 

Hell yeah! I have done that so much... even if you do rehearse it you still sound stoned out of your mind.

You know you're stoned when you're driving to pick up a friend and forget where you are and where you're going.

 

You know you're stoned and/or on too much xanax when you walk into Wal-Mart and shoplift a case of beer and get arrested, only to remember that you already had some beer in the car(Another true story).

 

You know you're stoned when you're playing a football gamewith your friends and you choose a play just because it has the word blunt in it... just happened to me lol

 

you know youre stoned.....when your heart is pounding , and you can feel the blood rush through your veins, and your mind is no longer under your control, and your body tingles, and your eyes are like a secret television set...only you can see through the static.

 

you know you're stoned... and shouldnt be driving when you signal to turn on corners with no junction.


you know you're stoned... and shouldnt be driving when doing 40mph in a 70mph zone, thinking what a cool tune is on the radio, why didnt you notice how good it was before...

 

True story ...

This just happened ...

You know your stoned when you have the munchies so bad, and nothing to eat ... so you start chewing on your hair. ()

 

I know i'm stoned because i feel high.

i know im really stoned because i just lit the wrong end of a ciggerette.

 

you know your stoned when you and your friend are lying on grass going BLAAAAGH for like 10 minutes....

 

You know you're stoned when you and your friends decide to start reading "Amelia Bedilia" out loud in the circle, and it takes on a whole different meaning, and no one can stop laughing about it. I'm serious. Read it high sometime! lol


~Nova

 

You know you're stoned when it feels like you're watching a movie of yourself doing acts you can't control.

You know you're stoned when your heart beats so hard, you swear you can feel your brain pulse with it.