lets make a story

everyone should add one sentence to it. i start


'' once upon a time thirty-something journalist writes a report about a kid who killed its parents."

 

"That's right, the kid was in fact an 'it,' a monster-child with small beady eyes and a large toothy grin."

 

''he discovered later what sex he actually was, and that was the most scary truth of his life''.

 

these threads are soooo gay

 

are they?? so u seem to like to post in gay threads.

 

Who said anything about me liking it?


I just wanted to point out the gayness.

 

if it wasn't gay before, it certainly is now that I'm here

 

Lets derail this gayyyy thread.

 

in what way are they gay if i may ask? gay isnt the right word here i am afraid. but ok perhaps u will enlighten me.

 

anyways i dont mind gays. moreover i like them. so whatever you mean, that doesnt bother me too much.

 

digging deeper into the young mans psyche, the journalist discovered that the boy had spent quite a bit of time posting in something called Random Thoughts...

 

totally...... lets talk about potatoes that have been surgically removed from gay men's colons......

 

"Who that might be?" was the riddle.

 

ehhh????? where have you seen gay men, i wonder?? me - i am a female. talk sense.

 

I have to say that potatoes are one, if not THE, most enjoyable vegtable to eat.

 

ok go on i sorta strated liking the story.

 

makes me wanna go to the kitchen and eat smth.

 

especially after they have started to sprout up inside my ass

 

You should opt for yams, not potatoes. I think the shape of yams would work better for you.

 

they don't stretch it out enough for me though..... I like it to get WIDE! :sunglasse