Following these simple steps will improve the quality of your doo considreadly, while having the time of your life. This is my personal method of choice and is becoming an annual event 1. Choose your destination, the UK is not ideal, although I believe the US can be used but it is not where my preference lies, however there are many locations available internationally. 2. Once at you chosen location distance your self far away from anything resembling civilization (shops, showers and shitters) a reasonable distance is a full days walking and several hundred vertical meters. Whilst carrying a ridiculous amount of gear. 3. set up camp 4. Work you self into a stupor using your chosen intoxicant, collapse in bed. 5. get up far earlier than any sane person 6. Carryout the most intensive activity that you can (sweating like a bastard) and scaring the metaphorical shit out of ones self. Until way too late. 7. Repeat from stage 4 for as many days as you have available 8. return home with visibly more matted hair The collective name for these steps being mountaineering, this year involved a fortnight in Norway, Next Year a whole month in a un charted area of east Greenland.
