The Most Disgusting Survey Ever!!!!

You Should Have Copied the Original Questions...

Pasted Them onto your 'Post Reply'

Then Type your Answers Underneath the Question...In Another Colour or Style in your Answers...To make Them Stand Out...

 

And the thread goes on.

 

Cool! guess no on else wants to share their answers....??

 

holy fuck, I missed this one.....I'll do it right now

 

THE GREAT BIG POOPING SURVEY
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SECTION 1 - WHERE AND WHEN
1) How often do you normally poop?
whenever I feel the need to
2) Are there times of the day when a poop is more likely?
early morning, or late afternoon
3) Do you ever poop in public toilets or only at home?
Usually at home, but wherever I feel the urge
4) If you're using a public toilet, do you go quiet when someone else comes in?
I rip a loud wet fart
5) Do you hate people knowing when you're going for a poop?
I encourage people to join me


SECTION 2 - SITTING THERE
6) What do you normally do with your hands while you poop?
masturbate, do crossword puzzles, suck my fingers...
7) Do you ever read while you poop?
every single time
8) Any strange rituals you do when you poop?
masturbating is sorta strange to some people
9) How much splashing do you normally get?
enough to need a towel to dry off my ass afterwards
10) What parts normally get splashed the most?
hole, cheeks, legs, bottom of balls
11) Do you normally pee before/during/after the poop?
before, during, and after, it just depends on when I have to


SECTION 3 - TURDS
12) Do you tend to look at what you've done in the bowl?
of course
13) Does a lot normally come out, or not much?
Usually an entire bowl full
14) Do you tend to do one long turd, or smaller ones?
depends on what I have been eating
15) How dry or runny is it normally?
usually firm, but not hard and not runny, although both have happened before
16) How would you describe the usual colour of the turds?
dark brown usually, but it can range from black to almost light tan
17) Are the turds normally fat or thin?
usually pretty fat
18) Are they ever nutty/corny?
sometimes


SECTION 4 - COMPLICATIONS
19) How easy/hard does it normally come out?
usually pretty easy, but not always
20) Do you ever get constipated?
from time to time
21) Do you ever have to 'fish it out' with fingers?
I use the plunger handle
22) Girls: do you ever use fingers in the other hole to push it out?
23) Do you ever get diarhorea?
after I've drank too much cheap mexican beer
24) Have you ever pooped your pants?
only on purpose
25) Do you ever come so close that the poop is sticking out by the time you get to the bathroom?
at least 1 or 2 times a week

SECTION 5 - CLEANUP
26) How much toilet paper do you use?
I use my hand most of the time
27) Do you wipe forwards or backwards?
backwards of course
28) Which hand do you wipe with (and are you right or lefthanded)?
right hand, and I'm right handed
29) Do you wipe with your hand behind your back, or reaching the front way?
behind my back
30) Is the toilet paper usually dirty or clean?
very dirty and smeared with feces
31) How clean do you like to get your ass before you finish?
not clean, I'm usually in a hurry
32) Do you ever use a bidet?
no

SECTION 6 - SMELLS
33) Do you fart much in a typical day?
all day long
34) How noisy are your farts?
loud and obnoxious
35) How bad do your farts smell?
awful, but I think they smell great
36) Do you try to hide your farts around other people?
never
37) Do you fart much when you go for a poop?
the entire time
38) How bad does your poop normally smell?
awful, but I love it
39) Do you normally spray/open a window where possible?
never

SECTION 7 - VOCABULARY
40) What words/phrases do you use for...
41) Going for a poop
taking a shit, taking a dump, shitting, dropping a load, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool....etc....
42) Going for a pee
pissing, taking a leak, draining the snake, etc...
43) Desperate to go
"GOTTA SHIT NOW!"
44) Your butthole
asshole, fudge tunnel
45) Your turds
andy, george, albert, mike, john....
46) The toilet
the shitter


SECTION 8 - FINALLY...
47) Your age? 24
48) Your sex? male
49) Any funny/embarassing stories involving your pooping?
I once pooped all over myself in a store bathroom, walked out and got stared at the entire time I shopped for groceries.
50) Finally, describe how you feel when you poop? Do you enjoy the experience? Hate it? (Write as much as you like.) I fucking love it. its the greatest experience in the world, even better than orgasms really...

 

Wow. Interesting survey!

I'm not doing it. (Maybe I'll PM you my answers?)