Professor Fluck answers all your pseudo-technical and -metaphysical questions

Hi, I am professor Fluck and I answer your questions.

 

dude you look kind of dutch, what can be done about that?

 

I, professor Fluck, am Deutsch. German. We are a race of Germs. Har har.

 

why are the yellow M&M's smaller than the blue M&M's, but larger than the red M&M's?

 

Next question, please. Har har.

 

i'm gonna ask you this question again, and this time is the last time, so you better answer or i'll crush your head in my hand



so, why are the yellow M&M's smaller than the blue M&M's, but larger than the red M&M's?

 

Go Shoot Yourself...

 

Oh my goodness. I vill call ze police immediately.

 

dear Prof. Fluck,

I have often thought that I am the only sentient being in the universe and that you are all computer programs I created for my ammusement just prior to a self induced state of amnesia.

so my question to you is;

Where are my shoes?

 

Finally a question worth answering. Your shoes are on your feet.

 

i'll crush the cops heads too...

 

Ah, but how do I know that these are in fact my feet?

 

If they look like this:




....they are not your feet.

 

those actually look quite a bit like my feet. Which takes us right back to "where are my shoes"?

 

You are pretty dumb. Next question please.

 

Wow! And I thought I had you stumped on that one.

 

No, you are just plain stupid. Har har.

 

Fluck - what's the meaning of life?

 

Is it true that all dutch like Vla?

 

How much do Pirates pay to have their ears pierced?