I am going to hell.

The funniest thing I've seen in a while. . .

 

LMAO! hahaha, man, that's great! so much here's an extra face fer you and another

 

I like that thing. Especially the two Domo-kun's in the back chasing the cat.

 

hahahahhahahaha turtle, I love ya for postin this!

 

Damn, I must have killed thousands of kittens by now. :&

 

oldie but a goodie

 

What's really great is that I go to a Catholic school, where, technically speaking, masturbation is a sin. Oh, and we were told condoms don't work.

It's just like in Hair "Ain't got no faith - Catholic"

 

who isnt?...

 

lmfao!!!!!!! thats the funniest picture ive ever seen! thanx for the laugh

 

hahaha ive seen that before...cracked me up then and cracks me up now

you go to a catholic school?? eeek...my rents were about to send me to one..thankfully they didnt

 

I love ebaumsworld! I found these two friggin hilarious jokes


A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

 

Haha, catholic school. I bet THAT'S an adventure everyday. You know, I think hell's gonna be a real party, all the cool people are going.

 

lmfao!!!... I love ebaums world too.

 

Catholic school is. . .itself. There are a lot of rich, flakey, shallow people who I don't hate, but I dislike hanging around them. Then there's my pocket of friends - band nerds, hippies (yes, there are a few besides me), punks, drama geeks - who I love to death. They're the reason I'm still there.

I still can't wait to go to New College though - aka that hippy college of FL! WOOT!

 

I'll see you all in Hell. So will 91% of men, and 79% of women.

The others that don't just don't know how!

Absoulutely, save me a seat!

 

No, so will 100% of men... 91% who admit to it and 9% who don't.

 

i bet the guy who passes out if he gets an erection doesnt masterbate...he's on satans bad side

 

Same with women, man. oh, except if we say the "m" word out loud, we must be sick sick sick dirty whores. Well, maybe I am, but not really.

I swear I said "mastrubation" in front of my friend (year older than me) and she turns bright red. She said, "I don't know what people you are hanging out with now, but me and my friends don't talk about the "M-word". We aren't dirty."

I didn't mean to offend her, but the look on her face was priceless.

 

Haha your friend would die in my group of friends, then

We're like "Oh, so how's your new vibrator working out?" "Great! I love this, I think it's my favorite! You can even control how fast it vibrates!"

That's seriously part of a convo I had with my friend 3 days ago

 

All hail! The kitten slayer!!!