so my ex just called

Her parents wouldnt let her come over. They dont even want her talking to me on the phone. Bastards.

But, she's coming over tomorrow morning for sure. Probably no sex, but it will be cool either way.


And sorry, Meg.... the Canadian one. But I must.

 

by the way, she is indeed 18. haha. above post made her sound like 15 or something

 

Ahaha. That sucks.

 

the canadian one

is that how you think of me?!

after all the deliciously wonderful times we shared



Well, I hope you get sex I suppose.

Is it jenessa?

 

man thats pretty crazy, hopefully when you thought you guys broke up it wasnt painful

 

Sorry Meg, but both of you right now are Megs.

yes, it is jenessa. i have a picture of her hotness, i'm gonna upload it right now.

she looks so young...ahaha

 

I was actually pretty depressed at first, but then I found my man-ness. :sunglasse

ehhh i still have feelings apparently, but whatever.

 

man-ness

shes so cute

 

yeah she is regardless of what the picture shows, she does have boobs.

i'm such an asshole

 

haha thats good to hear, its not everyday you find out your breakup never really happened, probably one of the rarest things id say haha

 

this reminds me of waynes world

"happy anniversary waaaaaaayne."

"stacy we broke up two months ago"

"but that doesn't mean we cant still go out, right? "

 

hahahaha ahhhh good waynes world reference

 

haha, yeah.
but its a bit odd. i think i was over her, and then i found out that i didnt need to even try to do so.... its harder to lose feelings though i guess



meg! i love that movie. some real Men right there. :H

 

I know that movie like the back of my fucking hand


I mean.. like.. line for line

 

i can do that with harold and kumar and just about all of Office Space.

later peoples!!!!!

 

i believe you have my stapler

 

we have a swingline at work, my boss tried switching to a lesser name brand but i convinced him otherwise